name:Jason
sign: Taurus
eye color:one blue eye and one green eye
hair:very short blonde hair
height:5'11
body: average
sex: YES PLEASE!!!!!!


U are summoned to court on the charges of bein so damn sexy. If found guilty you will be sentenced to 3 hours of hot wet sex with me. Send this to every one on your list and see what they plead. Guilty? or Innocent



Great Friends are like Butt Cheeks


Shit can seperate them


but they always come back together

Live your life always to the fullest. Shit happens for a reason. Friends you think you've lost might eventually come around again it just takes time.



My heart knows no bounds
Whether from here or to the great sea
It shall always be with you
As yours will always be with me

A single beat lets me know
You still have me with you
Two beats lets me know
You're still with me too

One day we must return
To the place where we began
Give our hearts back to each other
Let you know I'm still your fan

Once we have our hearts
Let us stay together
For I wish not to lose you
Or your love forever

My heart knows no bounds
Whether from here or to the great sea
Another beat of love to let me know
That you're eternally here with me

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You are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding
Humorous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's you.

Special, accepting, exciting and wise
Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes
Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright
Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.

You're one of a kind, different from others
Generous, charming, but not one that smothers
Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game
But not just another... in the long chain.

Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.

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Megan(someone i loved) Toria(bestest friend),Lindsay.Steff,Jessica,Kyle,. These are friends i will never forget for as long as i live.Kaylla with a sexy smile

i hope we all will be friends forever and ever.............


"A cat falls into the pool and the rooster laughed. Moral of the story? A cock feels good with a wet pussy"



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soo sad




A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
2 people were on it but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile.

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET ... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR NEX. COPY THIS AND PASTE IT....OR HAVE BAD LUCK


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I'll kill any guy that does this

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the
girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes."
Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes.........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's F*cked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any sick twisted f*cker who ever does this


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How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 makeout
...a makeout leads 2 finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m !