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**Jalene**
21, Female, Alberta
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20, Female, Red Deer
~KatieKins~
21, Female, Alberta
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23, Male, Ponoka
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21, Female, Red Deer
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BASICS
| Height: | 174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10") |
| Weight: | 74 Kg - 77 Kg (161 lbs - 170 lbs) |
| Birthday: | June 06, 1988 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Ponoka, Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 08:21pm | Jul 04, '07 |
| Profile Updated: | 11:22am | Jun 19, '10 |
| Last Active: | 6 hours ago |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Humor |
| Movies: | Action, Animated, Comedy, Horror, Teen, Westerns |
| Art: | Doodling, Drawing, Painting |
| Animals/Pets: | Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Horses |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Role Playing, Strategy |
| Cars: | Audio, Drag Racing, Offroad, Classics |
| Music: | Classical, Country, Rock |
| Sports: | Bowling, Curling, Golf, Horseback Riding, Paintball |
| Activities: | Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Darts |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Going to the beach, Exploring |
| Computers: | E-mail, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net |
THE PEOPLE I CALL MY FRIENDS
JALENE
BRITTNI
Shar
Kirsty[/b]
craig
Megann
Carlo
Coltanna
Steph
Tmac
Corey
Jessica
BECCA
Jason
Mike&Charlene
Shawn&Charl
Chelsea
SYD THE SQUID!!!
Sex is a Sensation Caused by Temptation
To cause Penetration When a guy sticks his Location
Into a girls Destination To increase the Population
For the next Generation Do u get my Explanation
Or do You need a Demonstration
90% of teens say "oh shit" before a major
traffic wreck. The other 10% are from Canada
and say, "hold my beer and watch this
proud to be canadian eh!!!!
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love, and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
"Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine, and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week, and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time, Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says: "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is so adorable.
THE 90's> (Anybody under the age of 16 should not repost this[/size] ;D
Just 'cuz you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.)
You know you're a 90's kid if...
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early> on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT"after (almost) every sentence...Not...
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
" Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE"he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow ow
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and or collected "Pogs"
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger
You owned a Skip It>
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, and Ninja Turtles
Yikes pencils and erasers were IT.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.
You know the Macarena by heart.. LOL
Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world>
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
" you were the KING of the Tether ball Court"
Ren and Stimpy Were Awsome>
Collected Polly POckets!!>
Repost this if you were a 90's kid and can relate to any of these!
LIKES & DISLIKES
LIKES
Horses
Quads
Pizza
Chinese Food
GIRLS!!!!!
The Outdoors
Jokes
Whisky
My friends
chatting on msn
txting!
surfin the web
dukes of hazzard
countrymusic
funny jokes
muscle cars(69' charger)
Johnny Cash
Country Music
Curling
Dislikes
Liars
Dumb Questions
Tequilla
snakes
Bein stood up
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile
Seduction makes one hot
deception makes one sexy
addiction makes one forbidden
friction makes one touchable
domination makes one available
temptation makes one naughty
participation makes one hell of a night
attraction makes one breathtaking
penetration makes one unleashed
stimulation makes one uncontrolled
Satisfaction makes one start all over again
hypnotic makes one dangerous
creation makes one kinky
In the end we all want more...a taste only awakens the need for it
....LOVE WARMS THE HEART & BRINGS A SMILE...
AND MAKES US FEEL LIKE LIFES WORTHWHILE.....
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
Horses
Quads
Pizza
Chinese Food
GIRLS!!!!!
The Outdoors
Jokes
Whisky
My friends
chatting on msn
txting!
surfin the web
dukes of hazzard
countrymusic
funny jokes
muscle cars(69' charger)
Johnny Cash
Country Music
Curling
Dislikes
Liars
Dumb Questions
Tequilla
snakes
Bein stood up
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile
Seduction makes one hot
deception makes one sexy
addiction makes one forbidden
friction makes one touchable
domination makes one available
temptation makes one naughty
participation makes one hell of a night
attraction makes one breathtaking
penetration makes one unleashed
stimulation makes one uncontrolled
Satisfaction makes one start all over again
hypnotic makes one dangerous
creation makes one kinky
In the end we all want more...a taste only awakens the need for it
....LOVE WARMS THE HEART & BRINGS A SMILE...
AND MAKES US FEEL LIKE LIFES WORTHWHILE.....
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
TRUE FRIENDSHIP
TRUE FRIENDSHIP
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard, or bitch, who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be... until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Send this to all 10 of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt!
Good Friends Will be there to take your drink
away from you
when they think you've had enough
Best Friends Will look at you stumbling
all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
TO ALL MY FRIENDS
YOU FIGHT, I FIGHT
YOU HURT, I HURT
YOU CRY, I CRY
YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE . . .
I'LL GET A PADDLE BOAT && SAVE UR RETARDED ASS!
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard, or bitch, who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be... until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Send this to all 10 of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt!
Good Friends Will be there to take your drink
away from you
when they think you've had enough
Best Friends Will look at you stumbling
all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
TO ALL MY FRIENDS
YOU FIGHT, I FIGHT
YOU HURT, I HURT
YOU CRY, I CRY
YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE . . .
I'LL GET A PADDLE BOAT && SAVE UR RETARDED ASS!
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06:54am | Dec 01, '08 | Comments(6)
How far would you go?
Put "yes" or "no" for what you would do with me
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Caress me:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Go to sleep with me:
Do me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
Let me call you:
If so whats yo number:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Would you re-post this so i could do the same for you:
Put "yes" or "no" for what you would do with me
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Caress me:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Go to sleep with me:
Do me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
Let me call you:
If so whats yo number:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Would you re-post this so i could do the same for you: