My name's Johnathan but people usually end up calling me John. I like to believe that I'm a funny guy. I work at Blockbuster so if you ever need any movies I'm your man. I like hanging out with my Friends Mark, Kris, Bunsen, Scott, and Will. I generally like to hang out with people who have a sense of humor or are just easy going. I love to drink at the strat so call me up anytime, we can go drink a jug and shot the shit.

Movies:

Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy, Half Baked, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Dazed and Confused, Garden State, American History X, Fight Club, Saw, Donnie Darko, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, Sin City, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Rounders, Super Troopers, Pootie Tang, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Seven, Starsky and Hutch, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Family Guy, Detroit Rock City, Ninja Turtles, Back to the Future (Trilogy), and you gotta throw in Star Wars.



I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f.cked up bar.



Music:

AC/DC, AFI, Aerosmith, Atreyu, Alexisonfire, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Boy Sets Fire, Ceasers, cKy, Comeback Kid, Death By Stereo, Death From Above 1979, The Doors, Dropkick Murphys, Eric Clapton, Fatboy Slim, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Guns N Roses, H-I-M, Heart, The Hives, Incubus, Jack Off Jill, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Kiss, Kovenant, Le Tigre, Led-Zeppelin, The Mars Volta, Metallica, Modest Mouse, Nevertheless, Nirvana, Open Hand, Opeth, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, The Planet Smashers, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Agianst The Machine, Rancid, Rise Agianst, Rush, The Shins, Steve Miller Band, The Strokes, Strung Out, Suicidal Tendencies, Super Tramp, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Tiger Army, Wednesday Night Heroes, and I probably forgot a few.

God Damn I hate hardcore kids who ruin a good moshpit

Long Lineups at the Strat

Religon

Growing Up

Klondike Days (The Cess Pool Of Edmonton) in Bunsen's words