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my mental disorders
WHAT IS YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS
ANNOREXIA
[ ]you have dry skin.
[ ]you only eat 1 meal.
[ ]you're very weak.
[ ]you hate your body.
[ ]you have/do starve yourself.
[ ]you have low self esteem.
[ ]you use laxatives.
[ ]you need to be skinnier.
[ ]people always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ]people think you are too skinny.
total: 0



- ADHD (ATTENTION DEFLICT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[x]your mind is all over the place.
[x]you are hyper most of the time.
[x]you barely pay attention to anything.
[ ]you cannot cooperate with people well.
[x]you seem to never sit still.
[x]you talk all the time.
[ ]you need attention 24/7.
total: 5


BIPOLAR DISORDER
[x]you can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x]you are very irritable.
[x]you barely get any or no sleep.
[x]you are/sometimes anti-social.
[ ]you have very high self esteem at times.
[x]you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x]you have thought of/attempted suicide.
total: 6
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BULIMIA NERVOSA
[ ]you throw up all of your food.
[ ]you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ]you have no control over how you eat.
[ ]you use laxatives.
[ ]you have overly excercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ]you always say you are fat
[ ]people think you are way too skinny.
total: 0

CONDUCT DISORDER
[ ]you are a bully.
[x]you threaten other people.
[x]you often find yourself in fights.
[x]you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others. (ex: knife, bat, etc.)
[ ]you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ]you have raped/molested someone.
[x]you destroy property on purpose
[ ]you always lie.
[x]you stay out all night.
[x]you have ran away from home.
total: 6


DEPRESSION
[ ]you are always sad.
[ ]you cry alot for no apparent reason
[ ]you find no hope in your future.
[x]you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[ ]you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x]you can be anti-social.
[ ]you have low self esteem.
[x]everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ]you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[x]you are failing school.
[x]you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[x]you have ran away from home.
[ ]hope is no longer there for you.
total: 6




OCD (OBESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[ ]you have daily rituals.
[x]you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x]you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ]you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x]you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[x]you have to check some stuff over again. (ex: checking door repeatly)
total: 4



PSTD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[x]you repeatly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x]you repeatly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x]you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[x]you can be/are anti-social.
[x]you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x]you have not had alot of sleep lately
[ ]you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[x]you can have angry outbursts.
[ ]you act younger than your age. (ex: thumbsucking, etc.)
total: 8

SHIZOPHRENIA
[ ]you often have hallucinations (seeing things or hearing things that aren't there).
[x]you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[x]you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x]you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ]you have extreme anxiety or fearfullness.
[x]you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ]you do not take care of your hygeine like you should.
[ ]you are very shy.
[x]you often talk to yourself.
total: 5
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how dumb are you..?
IF YOU ARE 0 - 10% YOU ARE NOT DUMB
IF YOU ARE 11 - 25% YOU ARE A LITTLE DUMB
IF YOU ARE 26 - 50% YOU ARE MODERATELY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 51 - 75% YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 76 - 100% YOU ARE REALLY DUMB

PUT AN X IN FRONT OF THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TALLY UP YOUR NUMBER OF X'S. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.

[x] YOU HAVE WALKED INTO A GLASS/SCREEN DOOR ON MORE THAN 1 OCCASION.
[x] YOU HAVE TRIPPED ON UR OWN SHOELACE AND FELL.
[x]YOU HAVE CHOKED ON UR OWN SPIT AND THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE.
[x] YOU HAVE SEEN THE MATRIX A FEW TIMES AND STILL DON'T GET IT.
[ ] YOU TYPE ONLY WITH YOUR TWO POINTER FINGERS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE.
[x] YOU FIND AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE HILARIOUS.
[x] YOU HAVE TOLD A COP TO FUCK OFF AND HAVE GOTTEN SCREWED FOR IT.
[x] YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO SIP OUT OF A STRAW BUT IT ACCIDENTLY WENT INTO YOUR NOSE/EYE, RATHER THAN YOUR MOUTH.
[x] SOMETIMES WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY, YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD.
[x] YOU HAVE CAUGHT YOURSELF DROOLING ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION.
[x] IF SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD "POOP", YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
[x] YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A "DO NOT ENTER" ONE WAY ROAD PLENTY OF TIMES.
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
[x] YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT DRIVING DRUNK...
[x] SOMETIMES YOU JUST...STOP THINKING.
[x] YOU'VE TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW
[x] AFTER ANSWERING THAT YOU TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW..AGAIN.
[x] PEOPLE OFTEN SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND WALK AWAY FROM YOU.
[x] PEOPLE OFTEN TELL YOU TO USE YOUR "INSIDE VOICE"
[x] FOOD HAS FALLEN OUT OF UR MOUTH WHILE TALKING.
[x] YOU USE YOUR FINGERS TO DO SIMPLE MATH.
[x] YOU HAVE JUMPED OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE
[x] YOU HAVE EATEN A BUG FOR $5 OR LESS.
[x] YOU HAVE PUKED IN YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND'S CAR.
[x] YOU ARE TAKING THIS TEST WHEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.
[ ] YOU REPOST CHAIN LETTERS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT THEY THREATEN WILL HAPPEN IF I DON'T
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS BEFORE.
[x] YOU HAVE PEED YOUR PANTS.
[x] YOU HAVE RAN AROUND NAKED/ALMOST NAKED WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK.
[x] YOU HAVE FAILED A CLASS IN SCHOOL.
[x] YOU ACCIDENTLY BREAK A LOT OF THINGS.
[ ] YOU ADMIRE GEORGE W BUSH'S INTELLIGENCE.
[x] YOUR FRIENDS KNOW NOT TO USE BIG WORDS ON YOU.
[x] YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FUN TO LAUGH AT
[x] YOU COCK YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE WHEN YOUR CONFUSED.
[x] YOU SOMETIMES START TELLING A STORY AND SUDDENLY FORGET WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN OUT OF A CHAIR BEFORE.
[x] WHEN YOUR LAYING IN BED, YOU SOMETIMES STARE AT THE CEILING AND TRY TO FIND PICTURES AND WORDS IN THE TEXTURE.
[ ] YOU ARE/WERE IN SPECIAL ED.
[ ] YOU TAKE ADD MEDICATION.
[x] YOU DON'T GET IT.
[x] YOU HAD TO COUNT THESE X'S ABOUT MORE THAN ONCE BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO THE FINAL NUMBER


Total--38
 

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$139.50...ouch lol
Okay so heres the deal. You look it over and see
how many of these things you have done,
BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way.

had sex-- $5
went past first base-- $4
only went to first base-- $3
smoked-- $5
got drunk-- $5
went skinny dipping-- $3
kissed someone of the opposite sex-- $4
had more than one bf/gf at the same time-- $2
cheated-- $2
fell asleep in class-- $0.50
cheated on a quiz-- $1
been expelled-- $5
been in a fist fight-- $3
done oral-- $5
got oral-- $5
prank called the cops-- $3
stole something-- $2
done drugs-- $5
dyed your hair-- $0.50
done something with someone older-- $3
went out with someone OVER 18 if your under 18-- $4
ate a whole thing of oreos-- $0.50
cried yourself to sleep-- $1
said you love someone but didnt mean it-- $1.50
been in love-- $4
got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doin-- $1
went streaking-- $4
got arrested-- $5
madeout with someone at the movies-- $2
peed in the pool-- $0.50
played spin the bottle-- $1
done something you regret-- $3
 

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I bet u too pusssyyy!!!
I bet you can't do this, because only 1 in every 30 people can.

I dare you to tell the person who posted this bulletin the absolute truth of
how you feel about them. I mean EVERYTHING that you think about them.
Just do it.
If you have the guts,
repost this question to see what people think of you.

Repost if you feel you can handle the truth.
 

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answer this motha fuckas haha
WOULD YOU:
1. Give me your number ?
2. Have sex with me ?
3. Let me kiss you ?
4. Watch a movie with me ?
5. Have dinner with me ?
6. Take a shower with me ?
7. Be my bf ?
8. Tell me you love me ?
9. Come live with me ?
10. Take me home for the night ?
11. Would you let me sleep in your bed ?
12. Sing kareoke with me ?
13. Re-post this for me to answer your questions ?
14. Do you think im attractive, beautiful, sexy, or hot ?
15. Do you like my style ?
16. Do you think im funny ?
17. Do you care about me ?
18. Would you dance with me ?

HAVE Y0U EVER :
thought about me?
thought there might be an "us"?
thought about hookin up with me?
found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
wished i were there?
grabbed me?
had a crush on me?
wanted my number?
 

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congrats. you are BLUE. you are an understanding person that all of your friends turn to for advice. you are loyal, and would never betray a dear one. it also represents sadness, but it never lasts too long as long as you're surrounded by friends. it is the sterotypical boy color. you seem to enjoy being in or around water constantly, and the sky has always fascinated you, both of them being BLUE.
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poems
%%I Am%%
Im the one you will choose
Im the one you'll always obey
All around you from wall to wall
No where without me ill drive you crazy
Maybe im a ghost or perhaps a demond
I could be a spirit I could want revenge
Youll never know what I say
Til you find a way
Youll listen and youll see
You will turn into me
I will control your every thought you every choice your every move
You wont beable to say no
Ill get you in trouble but youll never tell
for if you told them
Id make you burn in hell
Youll be rapped up and throw into a cell
A cell of eternity a cell where I will haunt you still
Til finally you brake down and take your own life
I am the voices of HELL
I am the voices in your HEAD
And i WONT leave you alone til your DEAD...
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&&Trippin Fo Life&&
Colours dancin in the sky
Holy f*ck i think im high!
Spinal fluid drains my back
Im gunna have a heart attack
Spirals, Flowers,Colours, Shrooms, Rainbows, Stars, Knomes, and Moons
My brain bleeds fo the drugz i need
Halucination, LSD
Fill me up with extacy
Toke a bong, Smoke a rock
Hide those drugs in your SOCK!
Take my brain cells, Take my life
Pop sum pills, Do sum hot knife
Snort that shiit we gettin high!
Acid Trip, LSD, Cocaine, Extacy
TRIPPIN TIL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
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#Insane#
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I didn't mean to put you threw so much pain.
But being alone is driving me insane,
All the nights wishing I was there,
Was something I just couldn't bare,
I did't want to brake your heart,
But wishing was tearing me apart,
I tryed staying true to me and you,
But I just didnt know what to do,
Trust me when I say,
I will always regret this day,
When all of a sudden my worlsd turned gray,
And i was no longer able to stay apart from you,
And believe me when I say,
I didn't want to end upt his way,
I didn't want to put you threw this pain,
But being alone was driving me insane....
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Out!
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Where to live,
Where to stay,
How do I survive,
If you may,
Answer these,
For I am lost,
Just a myst,
Only forgotten,
Look at what you've done,
You've lost your own daughter,
You forgot all about her,
You told her out,
For the one you love,
Did not want her,
He smacked her,
He hit her,
He hated her to death,
Buh still you would not let go,
You would listen to him,
But not her,
Its like she had no voice,
Which really shows,
Who you wanted,
But in the end,
You lost it all.
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+Drip Drop+
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The blood drips down,
The razor drops,
I pray to god,
Why the fuck can't I stop?
I wish I could,
As I fall to the floor,
The blood won't stop,
Oh god there's more,
I wish I was dead,
Someone put a fucking bullet threw my head,
The blood dripped down,
The razor dropped,
I prayed to god,
And my life did stop,
They didn't pay attention,
They didn't even care,
Now they shall pay the consquences,
Of lonliness and despair.
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<Here And There>
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I am the one who took my life,
I am the one who took the knife,
But you...
You are the one who tore me apart,
You are the one who broke my heart,
You are the one who caused me pain,
You are the one who thought it was a game,
But...
I am the one who thought you loved me,
I am the one who thought we could be,
But...
Obviously i was wrong,
Obviously all you cared for was drugs and bongs,
But...
I miss you still,
And Always will,
For I am here...
And you are there.
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*Past Life*
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I look deep into my past,
With a fearful fait,
To see these things,
I just can't face,
They say if you look you fear in the eye,
Your fear will go away,
Or some say even die,
But when I try,
They just get worse,
They make me cry,
It's all locked up inside,
I can't stand my fait,
It's just not right,
Why do I have to live this faitful life...
With all this shit locked up inside.....
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what kind of alcohol are you?
Ma Results:
Vodka
PARTY ANIMAL!!! you love to have fun and lots of it, thats why vodka fits you the best.
You like to party...but you dont know what your limit of drinking is.

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what kind of drunk are you?
Ma Results:
happy/horney drunk
you're the one EVERYONE loves!! happy fun AND horney (big plus one for ur b/f! or g/f)
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