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$610.75
$8.00 had sex.
$20.00 went past first base.
$10.00 only went to first base.
$1.00 smoked.
$7.00 got drunk.
$100.00 went skinny dipping.
$6.00 kissed someone of the opposite sex.
$50.00 cheated.
$75.00 fell asleep in class.
$1.50 cheated on a quiz.
$100.00 been suspended.
$75.00 been in a fist fight.
$2.00 yelled at a teacher.
$8.00 prank called the cops.
$4.00 stole something.
$100.00 done drugs.
$10.00 dyed your hair.
$15.00 done something with someone older.
$4.00 went out with someone over 18 if your under 18.
$10.00 ate a whole thing of oreos.
$0.01 cried yourself to sleep.
$50.00 said you love someone but didnt mean it.
$0.50 been in love/are inlove.
$3.00 got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing.
$10.00 went streaking.
$7.00 got arrested.
$3.00 made out with someone at the movies.
$2.00 peed in the pool
$0.75 played spin the bottle.
$10.00 done something you regret


$610.75
 

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It's funny how,
the People u trust the most,
are the people who will screw you over,
the most.
 

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PhOne Cursaa-stolee from ryann
Go grab your phone.

1. What color?
black

2. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
Matt

3. Who's the last person you called?
"Dads Cell"

4. Who was your last missed call from?
Seth Burdett

5. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under A?
Adam Gilmore

6. Who's speed dial 2?:
Now why would i want ppl on that!

7. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under D?
Devon

8. Who was your last received call from?:
Mom

9. Who's speed dial number 4?:
Answer Hasn't Changed

10. What is your background?
Haha Dany Heatley

11. How many text messages are currently in your inbox?
53

12. Who's speed dial #1?
No One

13. What's the 5th message say in your inbox?
"INothing Just Kickin It You?"-Jeff

14. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
Braden Scriven

15. Who was your last text message from?
Haha Candace

16. Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
Jasmine, Jeff, Candace, Kyle, Seth, Dillon, and a few randoms!

17. What does your 6th message say ?
"No"-Jeff

18. Whos the 9th person on your missed calls?
Jeff
19. Who are most of your texts from
Haha Jasmine

20. What does your 21st message say?
When do I work?- Seth

21. Who is the last name in your Phonebook?
Seth Burdett

22. Who is the first person under the letter L?
Layne Larson

23. Who is the last person under G?
haha No One

24. What does your first text message in your inbox say?
"Was the Fight Worth Watching?"-Seth

25. Who is the third person under K?
Kyle

26. What kind of phone do you have?
Samsung
 

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B.S.O
S.W.E.D
F.T.P
H.T.I.D
J.B
 

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it's basically here
 

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HOW OLD DO YOU ACT:
I know how to make a pot of coffee.
I can do my own laundry.
I can cook for myself
.
I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
I understand politics
My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends.
Total so far: 4

I show up for school most of the time
I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
I've never gotten a detention.
I've watched talk shows.
know what credibility means without looking it up.
I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total so far: 7

I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
I can count to 10 in Spanish/German.

When I say I'm going to do something I do it
My parents trust me
I can mow the lawn. And it looks good
I remember to water my plants.
I study when I have to.
I pay attention at school.

Total so far: 12

I can spell experience without looking it up.
I clean up my own mess.
The first thing I do when I get home is get a soda/drink/snack.
I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
I understand jokes the first time they are said
I can type fast.

Total so far: 17

I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25
and have a job.
I can read a book and actually finish it.

Total so far: 20

Mental Age = 20 - -
 

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True To Thy Self!
" Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."=]
 

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WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED:
babe or baby : babe
sweetie or honey : honey
darling or dear : dear

THE CAN'S :
can you blow a bubble with your gum? yeah
can you dance? probly one of the few guys!
can you do a cart wheel? OMG YEA
can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? hahaa no but i can do lots of other thingss
do you like roller coasters? Of Course
do you have a bike? yesss
do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality Tv shows?some of them!

THE HAVES:
have you ever been on a plane? nope
have you ever been to the ocean? nope
have you ever gone fishing? yeah
have you ever painted your nails?haha, unfortunatly yes!
have you ever gone skinny dipping? haha of courssee
have you ever had a mud fight? YEA

THE WHATS :
what is the temperature outside? like20
what radio station do you listen to? 95.5
what was the last restaurant you ate at? The Onion
what was the last thing you bought?Wings at The Onion
what was the last thing you had to drink? Chocoalte Milk
what was the last thing on tv you watched? Hot Fuzz

THE WHOS :
who is your newest friend you added to nexopia? im not too sure
who was the last person you texted? WOW, what happend to that thing
who was the last person you talked to on the phone?layne
who is your current crush? ...can't say...
who was the last person you took a picture of? my beautiful self
who was the last person to leave you a comment? Megan
who was the last person you said i love you to? Hailey Duke

CRYING SECTION:
ever really cried your heart out? Yea
ever cried yourself to sleep? yeahhonce
ever cried on your friends shoulder? yeah
ever cried over the opposite sex? once
do you cry when you get an injury? depends!
do certain songs make you cry? only when i think of someone!

LOVE SECTION :
how long was your longest crush ? meh about like 6 months!
has anyone besides your friends and family ever said " i love you ''? manyy

SELF ESTEEM SECTION :
is your self-esteem extremely low? are ukidding meee its over ther rooff
do you believe in yourself? if everybody else does, i suppose i should to!
do you wish you can be someone else?lol, maybey layne
do you like the way you look? of course!

THIS OR THAT :
rock or rap : rock
coffee or hot cocoa : cocoa
wild night out or romantic night :wild night
chocolate or vanilla : iChocolate!
hummer or sports car : Hummer!
bracelet or necklace : braclet!
history or science : History!
sleep in or early to rise : bothh
beach or boardwalk : beach
hoodie or tee shirt: hoodie
night or day : night
love at first sight or learn to love? at first sight

HAVE YOU EVER :
hugged someone? many times!
been on the phone until the sun came up? yupp
laughed so hard you peed in your pants? are u serious?
laughed so hard you cried? yeah
got into a fight with someone? YEah!

CURRENT :
current mood : stressed
current music playing : Like This-Mims
current hair style : front up!
current crush : already said u fucking thing!
current thing i thouht to be doing : talking to ppl!
windows open : nahhh
current desktop picture : FLAMES LOGO, GO FLAMES!
current dating status : single
current piercings : fuck no!


THIS OR THAT :
kissing on the bed or kissing in the rain : OMG in the rain
hugs or kisses : Kisses
watching a scary movie or a funny one : scary
holding hands or being held : being held:)
the neck or cheek : neck thats soo kinky
 

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50 Stupid QuestionS!
1. Look out the window. what's the most interesting thing you see?
Probly The Ant On my Window

2. Last beverage you consumed?
Pepsi!

4. Three words to explain why you last threw up?
I Can't Remember!

5. What is the equation for the Pythagorean theorem?
A2+B2=C2

6. Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
Of Course,We don't want all the girls to be sluts!

7. What kind of car does your father drive?
94 Eagle

8. Do you like to play scrabble:
Hells No!

9. Where did you attend high school:
Currently Winston

10. favorite scent?
Well, It depends what were talking about

11. Who can you tell absolutely everything to:
Probly My Cuz Braden!

12. Last television program you watched?
THE HILLS!

13. Spell your name without vowels:
Mk

14. What is the last hair product you used?
This Pomade Shit!

15. Does your family own any boats:
no

16. Something you can't live without?
uhmm Friends, Alchol, and other things that aren't quite appropriate!

17. Do you wear flip-flops constantly?
all the time

19. Do you have air conditioning in your room:
Fuck, I wish!

20. Have you ever kissed your dog:
haha nooooo ewwe

21. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Umm, In the States For a baseball Tourney!


22. How often do you read books?
Meh, Here and There

23. Do you like James Blunt:
OMG AMAZING

24. Describe the computer you are currently using?
2007 duel Core Procsser/Hp vs19e

25. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
10-15 mins, usually

26. Will you donate your organs after you pass:
Of Course

27. Have you been outside of the USA?:
Well I do live in Canada

28. Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
No, AND DON'T LIE LAYNE!

29. What are you looking forward to?
The Rawlings Classic in Okatoks

30. Last text you received on your mobile?
Wow, What happend to my phone!

31. What is the last bill you payed?
Seattle Trip, with baseball team

32. What song are you listening to?
Fuck It-Eamon

33. Last movie you watched?
Live Free Or Die Hard

34. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Matthew Wiber!

35. what cd is in your stereo?
Mikes Mix!

36. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Tss, don't have crushes

37. What did you do last night?
Hung out at Laynes!

38. Do you wish at 11:11?
Only When I Remember

39. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
nooo perfect eyes

40. Last person you ditched class with?
...Gawd so many times can't remember!

41. Do you find yourself attractive
Of Course, Like I mean Look at me!

42. Who called you last?
My cuz

43. What annoys you?
Certain People

44. Are you forgetful?
Sort of

45. Next vacation you're going on?
Okatoks

46. Do you play any instruments?
Does the Recorder Count?

47. Last thing that made you really laugh?
When The Girl Hit the golf ball directly sideways!

48. Do you have any piercings?
nope, LAYNE STOP LIEING!

49. Can you roll your 'r's?
very kinkily

50. If you could go back and start your life over, would you do it the same?
I Have Some Regrets!
 

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My Life Soundtrack!
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie


Opening Credits:
BBQ Stain-Tim Mcgraw

Waking up:
Cherry Pie-Warrant

First Day at Highschool:
Thanks For The Memories-Fall Out Boy


Falling In Love:
Leaving Here A Better Man-Clint Black

Fight Song:
Turn Me Loose-Loverboy


Breaking Up:
Kiss This-Aaron Tippin

Prom:
How Do Ya Like Me Now-Toby Keith

Life:
Whiskey Lullaby-Brad Paisley

Mental Breakdown:
Down With The Sickness-Disturbed

Driving:
I Get Knocked Down-Smash Mouth

Flashback:
Midnight Train-Journey

Getting Back Together:
What Is love-Night At The Roxbury

Wedding:
Letters From Home-Montgomery Gentry

Birth of Child:
There Goes My Life-Kenny Chesney

Final Battle:
It's Going Down-Young Joc

Death Scene:
Live Like You Were Dying-Tim Mcgraw

Funeral Song:
Sorry,Put The Blame On Me-Akon

Ending Credits:
My Life Be Like-Grits
 

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Look At This Guy!


Isn't This Guy the Toughest!
 

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Hockey


Hockey is a game, a sport, a dream.
You hate it at times, others u can't stand to be away from it.
You dream, think of it ..but thers always the one chance, that u know
u will never live again.
In hockey u go to where the puck is going, u through a hit,
u bulge the twine, and if u make a mistake, u still no that the team
is gonna be there to pick u up after..

Hockey is a way of living!
 

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Quotes
Baseball was made for kids,
& grown-ups only screw it up.
~Bob Lemon







I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball,
I want someone else to go chase it.
~Rogers Hornsby
 

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Baseball
Baseball is grass, chalk, and dirt displayed the same yet differently
In every park that has ever heard the words play ball.
There is no better smell on earth then the pine tar you get a sniff of when you enter the park
Baseball means that nothing else matters when your on the mound, you pinch a copenhagen, bear down, clear the mechanism, you look into the batter eyes and say fuck you, AND YOU PITCH!.
Baseball is a passion that bonds and divides all those who know it.
Baseball is a pair of hands stained with newsprint,
A set of eyes squinting to read a boxscore,
A brow creased in an attempt to recreate a three-hour game
From an inch square block of type.
A pitcher is cocky, arrogant, and he knows he's better then you.
Baseball is the hat I wear to mow the lawn.
Baseball is a simple game of catch
and the never-ending search for the perfect knuckleball.
Baseball is Willie vs Mickey, Gibson vs Koufax, and Buddy Biancalana vs the odds.
Baseball links Kansan and Missourian, American and Japanese,
But most of all father and son.
Baseball is all about the ladies the pitchers get,
The roads trip stories that never come home.
Baseball is the running of poles to and from after games.
Baseball is the scent of spring,
The unmistakable sound of a double down the line,
And the face of a 10-year-old emerging from a pile of bodies
With a worthless yet priceless foul ball.
Baseball is a language of very simple words that tell unbelievably magic tales.
Baseball is three brothers in the same uniform on the same team for one brief summer
Captured forever in a black and white photo on a table by the couch.
Baseball is a glove on a shelf, oiled and tightly wrapped,
Slumbering through the stark winter months.
Baseball is a breast pocket bulging with a transistor radio.
Baseball is the reason there are transistor radios.
Baseball is a voice in a box describing men you've never met,
In a place you've never been,
Doing things you'll never have the chance to do.
Walking into the diamond, you bring your pride and love for the game.
Baseball is all about the late nights, early mornings, bag runs in the parking lot because you and a buddy brang broads into the room with you.
Baseball is a dream that you never really give up on,
You just live the dream until your 40 and then realize you never made it.
Baseball is precious.
Baseball is timeless.
Baseball is forever.