ADD MY NEW NEX --LaRue--

im 6 feet and i have long sandy blond hair
i love to mountin bike play lacrosse snowboard volleyball and rugby they are the best sports
a friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be sitting beside you saying fuck that was fun


10 Reasons To Date A Mountain Biker:

1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can take a pounding.
5. We like to go fast. Really fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. We are ready to go again after a quick relax.
8. Skill is definite.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesnt slow us down

10 Reasons to date A Lacrosse Player



1. The know how to use their stick
2. They have great accuracy
3. They don't mind playing rough
4. They play for 90 minutes
5. Their great with their hands
6. They always wear protection
7. They play in many positions
8. Their always moving
9. They keep going, even if it hurts
10. They score more than hockey players

[ 10 Reasons To Date A Snowboarder ]

[ 1. We know how to take pain ]
[ 2. We know lots of "tricks" ]
[ 3. We love to be on top ]
[ 4. We have great balance and stabability ]
[ 5. We dont mind gettin wet and dirty ]
[ 6. We can keep at it for hours ]
[ 7. We prefer to stay standing ]
[ 8. We ride whats under us ]
[ 9. We dont "play" anything ]
[ 10. We can make it an ALL DAY thing ]


30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.....
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway

white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. he then said:
"listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"when I grew up I was BLACK "
"when I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"when I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"when I die I'll be BLACK."
"but you sir."
"when you're born you're pink, "
"when you grow up you're white ,"
"when you're sick, you're green, "
"when you go in the sun you turn red, "
"when you're cold you turn blue, "
"and when you die you turn purple."
"and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
the black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....











when i broke my arm

when i broke my arm

people that talk too much
teachers
preps
cold play
cody beach



ILL KILL ANY FUCKER WHO DOES THIS!!

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie).
He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this."