Hi My Names Andrew I`ve Been An Alchoholic For 23 Years Now

My Wife Tells Me To Stop Drinking So I Abuse Her
The Smell Of Pencil Crayons Just Tickles Me Pink.Seriously
I Like Black Nailpolish Becasue Im Cool Like That. Yo.
When I Was A Youngin My Mama Dropped Me In A Big Garbage Can.
So The Street Hobos Have Raised Me Since.
I Sit Outside Tim Hortons And People Throw Their Hot Coffees At Me.
What Whores All I Want Is Money For Liquor.
I Have A Sad Life But Thats The Way It Is.
Thankyou For Your Time.

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I Am God Dont Fuck With Me The Uniturtle And Jackallama Will
Help Me Kill Yo Ass Bitch Gangja-Anity Fo Lyfe




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I became hitler
And killed everyone
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LOLZ@LILEMOHEARTS!


The Killing Time



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Sit back and let me take you into the mind of a killa
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No mommy don't do it again, don't do it again, i'll be a goodboy
I'll be a good boy, i promise. no mommy don't hit me, ow, why didyou have to hit me like that mommy?
Don't do it you're hurting me o-how. why do you have to be such abitch.
Why don't you why don't you fuck off and die!
Why can't you just fuck off and die!
Why can't you just leave here and die!
Never stick your hand in my face again, bitch.
Fuck you!!!
I don't need this shit!
You stupid, sadistic, abusive, fucking whore.
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes get ready to die!