Hockey

BEST TEAM EVER


Top Ten Reasons To Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Smart guys get in girls heads
Romantic guys get in girls hearts
Hockey players get in girls pants










BasketBall

For the ladies
I know way too many really pretty girls who think they don't look
good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel
like they have to be perfect.
You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that,not that im complaining but they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to.
It’s the little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys,
stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy
visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize
that women don't exist to fulfill our sexual desires.well partly true.....
Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things
about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because
you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and start to show the girls of today the same Respect. The girls had back in the old days
Girls and guys if you agree pass it on start showing respect if you don’t agree you’re not welcome on my page. Cause you’re we’re acting like freaking retarded little boys. And to the few guys and girls who have balls to agree feel free to post this.



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CHECK THIS SHIT OUT ITS FUCKIN CRAZEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3hZXfNZOE(crazy japanese guy..funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yEjyuw42YY&NR=1(8 year old pro)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSLJorGu4vI(100% Hyperspeed 4 KNIGHTS OF CYDONIA!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrNxjmacWjw&mode=re​lated&search=(master of puppets)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu__Tsnshy8(crazy fight)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6_5lOR57Dw&mode=re​lated&search=(hells bells)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM-IUayttWI&feature​=related(Symphany of Destruction/100% solo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplIrU1Sdtc(100% DRAGONFORCE EXPERT!!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplIrU1Sdtc(100% DRAGONFORCE EXPERT!!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig6ClFm_yhM(CRAZY GUY PLAYING DRAGONFORCE...must see its hilarious...and amzing!!!!)




*CUSTOM SONGS*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqKjEROuYSw&mode=re​lated&search=