PRETTY WOMAN MAKE MEN BUY BEER
UGLY WOMAN MAKE MEN DRINK BEER




my name is justin batt

ROCKETS RULE AND ALL OTHERS AREN'T AS GREAT
CUZ THERE NOT ROCKETS
CUZ WE RULE
AND U DONT
CUZ UR NOT ROCKETS
UNLESS U ARE A ROCKET
THEN U GO UNDER THE ROCKETS HEADLINE
AND U RULE

LAURENS A TRAITOR
i like chicks---------------------------- who get drunk and fall down all over the place
i like long walks on the beach ---------------------------no i don't
i dream about unicorns------------------------------------whatev​er
i dont like gays -----------------------------------------------so if u are don't talk to me
ppl who can't read--------------------------------------------ha ha u can't read
if you're emo or anything like emo-----------------------honestly what is ur problem liven all depressed and shit you're just liven a life of shit
i'm sorry to report that the emo conquest to end conformity has failed, instead of ripping away from its roots as a united community to becoming distinct and individual people, it has instead created a group of young people who do stupid shit in order to recieve attention.


GANGSTER 4 LIFE G



i hate orphans!
what did u say?
i hate all of the orphans in the whole world!!!!!!!!!
NACHOOOOOOOOO!!


THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN U AND IT...........................IS THAT THE TOILET HAS A JOB-Al Bundy

HEY MA..... OUR CRAPSHACK IS GOIN TO HELL- Bart Simpson
how are you gonna learn to be cool in school MOM- lazlo

yes yes very nice how much???- Borat

don't mess with mothers, mothers-in-law or mother fuckin ukranians- indian from italian job

i believe childern are the future.....unless we stop them now- Homer Simpson

NWP- NIGGERS WITH PUPPETS- CHRIS ROCK

don't forget, were stinkers! and that means something

if u don't do shit, ur gonna eat shit!


98% of the people on nexopia are emo,
if your one of the 2% that's remained ganstar as fuck,
copy this to your page





schools out and the gangstas r runnin town
we gotta kick some major ass

shawn the only guy in tight jeans
lauren... aka... BIG BOUNCE and laurnie
TYLER WOOOOOOTERS- THE OTHA BIG NIGGA
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIG!!!!!- i think that says it all
Nadia......yah....ur kinda HOTT no...extremely hott
larissa... ur lucky i aint got nothin on u rite now wait... super stalker
quentin... i still got ur everclear here
Inkley..... i mean Ashley.... and a bit more
Sam..... Grizzly- the big man with the plan
Desirae Ahnasay... o tah i told dez id tell ppl i know her
Matt Habitant...... still thinks he's to good for Rockylane but still one of the gangsters
Meghan........ man i dont even know ur last name
Chantelle......... only just one of my cooler cousins......... all my cousins r cool
Nadine...... bus ride buddies from aftergrad
bettina........ only other member of the super secret trampoline crahers club
Spencer......... my big mother fuckin jew cuzzin
randall pope...... the god of track and the king of all


my gangstas
if i forgot u let me know G



k so i realise that alot of ppl put songs on there page that mean something to them
so i decided ot put a song on mine that reminds me of my struggle with jenna jameson

THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya f**k me for blow?




do u know what pisses me off
girls with brown hair
fuck try to rub itin some more
ur hair is fuckin brown
it looks as if shit

no im kiddin
i dont care about ur hair color
there all the same to me
jus as long as ur hott

ok
and eyes that aren't blue
like everyone knows that the only cool color for eyes is blue
yah thats right
chances are most ppl don't have the pure color
most ppl have the diluted colors such as green or brown





MOTTO/S
overworked and underlayed


k so theres this 99 yr old man with a 21 yr old girlfriend
so he asks her what he has to do to get her to marry him
so she says well i'll marry u if u can father my first child
so the next mornin the old man is waiting in the clinics parking lot waitin for the doctor to arrive, when the doc pulls in the old man is jumpin up and down
"doc doc, she'll marry me, she'll marry me"
the doctor calms the old man down and listens to his story
then he tells the old man that they will have to take a sample
in the doctors office the doc gives the old man a jar and tells him to go into a back room and get this "sample"
so the old man goes to the room
3 minutes go by
10 minutes go by
25 minutes go by
finally the nurse says "doctor he's an old man dont u think we should go check on him"
the doctor responds " he's an old man he jus needs time"
45 minutes go by
1 hour goes by
finally the doctor goes to the little room knocks on the door and says "hey are u all right in there?"
the old man replies "doctor i don't know what to do,
i started with my right hand fo rthe first ten minutes
but then it fell asleep so i switched to my left
after fifteen more minutes it started to hurt
then for five minutes i held it under cold water
then for fifteen minutes i held it under hot water
and for the last fifteen ive been bangin it on the counter
well doctor
no matter how hard i've tried
i still can't get this lid off the jar

if u went through all the trouble of readin this and didn't send me a comment
then ur a turd face little bitch
who needs a good cock slappin
or pussy whipping
so probably should



(pussy wippings and cock slapping sessions are held at justins house every thursday between 9 and 10:30 pm justin with the whip and shawn on the cock, all are welcome to attend)




whats with all these girls and pictures of half there faces
like learn to hold the camera
if i wanted to see half ur face i would close one eye
i know what u will say
ull be like
"well this is my good side"
well who cares
if ur not hot
take a full fucking picture so we know what u look like
thats what the cameras for



sometimes when i reflect back on all the beer i drink i feel ashamed.then i look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and and all there hopes and dreams.if i didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. then i say to myself, "it is better that i drink this beerand let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver"

woman r like beer
the first one is great
but sooner r later ur gonna have to get some more

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