K : You are really silly.
A : You like to drink.
R : Easy to get along with
T : You're loyal to those you love.
E : you have a fine ass
R : Easy to get along with
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
L: You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
L: You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
What Does Your Name Mean?
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : you have a fine ass
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You live for sex
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L: You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You are dead sexy.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to get along with
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z : Always ready
The truth about Canadians:
1. We measure distance in km not miles.
2. We often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. We know several people who have hit moose or elk on more than one occasion.
4. We use a comforter in the summer.
5. Our grandparents drive at 100 km/h through two feet of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
6. We carry jumper cables in our car and everybody knows how to use them.
7. We design our Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
8. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
9. We dont live in igloos and it doesnt snow year round.
10. We say eh, not huh.
11.Its pronounced ZED...not ZEE.
12. We are bundled up in touqe, t-shirt, sweater, parka, jeans, ski pants, 2 pairs of socks and big snowmobile boots walking in 3 feet of snow at fourty below yet we still stop for a slushy before heading home.
Ten Reasons to date a football player :
1. They always go for who they want
2. They never lose their grip
3. They hit hard
4. They can always go the distance
5. After they score they go for more .
6. They always wear protective gear
7. They go for a full 4 quarters sometimes more
8. They never give up even when the score is against them
9. They can play offence or defence
10. They are all big
98% OF CANADIANS SAY 'OH SHIT' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM GRANDE PRAIRIE AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS'.
IF U DONT LIKE FOOTBALL
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92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap or techno. If you are one of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your profile
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
27. And we don't bomb our allies.
28. oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!
you know u live in a small town when:
1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
2) You know what 4-H means.
3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)
4) You used to "drag" Main.
5) You said the "F"word and your parents knew within the hour.
6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers,because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow)
8 ) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer dropped off.
10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
11)The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by references.Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field.
13) The golf course had only 9 holes.
14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
15) Your car stayed filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
16) The town next to you was considered "trashy" or "snooty," but was actually just like your town.
17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1965 as the "rich people.
18) The people in the "big city" dressed funny, and then you picked up the trend 2 years later.
19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the town bar.
20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.
21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
22)Directions were given using THE stop sign as a reference.
23) When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.
24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.
25) Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.
26) You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.
27) The closest McDonalds was 25 miles away (or more).
28) The closest mall was over an hour away.
29) It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
30) You've pee'd in a field.
31) Most people went by a nickname.
32) You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is true
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You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
