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13 FUCK YOU's of Nexopia

Fuck you number ONE.
There is NO SUCH THING as a Nexopia Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.


Fuck You number TWO.
To the people who have like 1,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


Fuck you number THREE.
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.


Fuck you number FOUR.
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.


Fuck you number FIVE.
Quit crying because you're not on someones page
Who cares?!?
ITS NEXOPIA!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!


Fuck you number SIX.
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....


Fuck you number SEVEN.
6th graders who have Nexopia and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming Nexopia for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before Nexopia
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
Nexopia should really be for adults....


Fuck you number EIGHT.
If you have decided to read this, you are a true nexopia Friend.
Real friends read their blogs
except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....


Fuck you number NINE.
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains


Fuck you number TEN.
If you read a blog and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!


Fuck you number ELEVEN.
Nexopia was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.


Fuck you number TWELVE
PLUS USERS, nuff said.


Fuck you number THIRTEEN
Hit whores...................
they're just plain needy and unstable.
 

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haah
FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING - This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care".
You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
At some point in the near future; you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you arean idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement.
"Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer.
A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done.
You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT - This is much different from "Thanks."
A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you.
It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
 

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baabbygurrrl ♥
KAYLEN LADESSMAA,

I'm so glad we met during sewing
and hung out a new years (wow, i've said that a billion times?)
we've gone through our share of ups & downs,
our really stupid choices, sneaking around, getting caught,
going to scary places, but all that crazy shit only brought
us even closer together, and we made it through it all.
but what i love most is talking on the phone until morning cause I'm too scared to sleep after watching CSI.
talking about the most random things ever, hugs?!
when we hang out, sometimes we do absolutely nothing
but we still have fun just being there with each other.
you give great advice and you know how to cheer me up when im sad
so thats why i love you!!
you're the bestest friend a girl can ask for and its not just because you're funny and we have the stupidest conversations ever,
playing matchmaker (way too much), take WAY too much pictures.. ( all my pics are of you ahahaha)
it's because you understand me way better than anyone.
i have soo much mood swings but you're there to support me till the end
and you'd never leave a place without me when im acting like a pms-y bitch.
you wouldn't walk away from me when i need you there
i know i can always count on you through anything,
and that you wouldn't tell my secrets and you're there to give me the best advice&support
& i just want you to know that im here for you too! that i wouldn't tell your secrets for shits and giggles
annd im here if you need advice
I CANT WAIT FOR SUMMER!
blair witch project
me+you+boys+run down house in the alley+ filming +ghosts+murderers= CRAZIEST SUMMER EVERR
& of course beaching it up before we die

p.s thanks for coming into my life
(aww that was touching hey?)



forever and ever,
besties ♥ hollyy.


"BEST FRIENDS
1.Someone that puts you FIRST because they know you will always be there and have always been there from the beginning.
2.A best friend is the one who tells you the things you absolutely need to hear regardless of whether you want to hear it or not.A best friend is the one who will forgive you always, even when you've screwed up so bad.
3.People who love each other and tell each other everything. A person that you trust with your secrets and who in turn trusts you with theirs. They are there for each other through thick and thin.
4.The person who you can always count to be there and catch you when your at your worst. Someone who knows all your secrets and silly little crushes. Someone who has nothing bad to say about you and would never go behind your back. A best friend will bring you a lot of joy but a lot of pain as well.


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To the guys

Think of how attached you are to your Xbox. Now multiply that by 10: that's how much most women enjoy talking on the phone. For women, the phone is much more than a mere communication device, handy for making plans and ordering pizza. Oh no, for women, the phone is an all-out activity; an event; a source of entertainment comparable to a night of tequila shots and lap dances.
 

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randommmmm
How old do you wish you were? a little kid
Where were you when 9/11 happened? sleeping probably
Dream job? childrens doctor
Favorite channel(s)? 09,24,51,94
Favourite place to go on weekends? out of my house
Showers or Baths? showers, but baths are good once an a while
Do you paint your nails? not latley
Do you trust people easily? hmm not really
What are your phobias? when doors are open, they should always be shut
Do you want kids? yup
Do you keep a handwritten journal? haha no
Where would you rather be right now? upstairs where its not so fucking hot
Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy? when I GET A MATH QUESTION RIGHT. HAHA roflrofl
Heavy or light sleep? heavy omg
Are you impatient? yea
Who can you relate to? my REALATIVES
How do you feel about interracial couples? great
Have you been hurt by love? yea
What's your main ring tone on your mobile? this is why im hot
What were you doing at midnight last night? GLOW BOWLING
What did the last text on your cell phone say? okay
What color shirt are you wearing? dark blue
Most recent movie you watched? hmmmm
Name three things you have on you at all times? eyeliner,phone,purse
What color are your bed sheets ? red/cream/white
How much cash do you have on you right now? 15 bucks
What is your favourite part of the chicken? breast
What's your favourite town/city? vancouva
Who got you to join a site that your addicted to? haha trend instict. haha hollyy
What did you have for dinner last night? perogies
How tall are you barefoot?5.2 ish
Have you ever smoked heroin? um not that i know of
Do you own a gun? a squirt gun
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? TEA
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? perfune
Do you have A.D.D.? hhahha no:P
What time did you wake up today? fuckin 9 oclock(
Current worry? when will my grounding stop
Current hate? msleeees
Where would you like to travel?
Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? university, if my dumbass can make it
Last thing you ate? KINDER SURPRISE
What songs do you sing in the shower? pink - u&ur hand
Last thing that made you laugh? brent
Worst injury you've ever had? a burn from straitening
Does someone have a crush on you? hmmm
Do you have a crush on someone? yes!
What is your favourite candy? those straw things with that white stuff inside
What song do you want played at your funeral? a happy one
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?kick it
Do you consider yourself kind? yes
If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? back shoulder
If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?french
Do you know your neighbours? no:P
What do you consider a vacation? somewhere wher theres no parents
Do you follow your horoscope? yeah
Would you move for the person you loved? yeah
Are you touchy feely? sortaa
Do you believe that opposites attract? oh yeah
Are you in a relationship? yes
Do you hate more than 3 people? no
How many houses have you lived in? 3
What is your favorite candy bar? aero
What are your favorite shoes? pumasss
Have you ever tripped someone? yes
What was your favorite summer trip this year? whatcom/cultas
Do you own a Britney Spears CD? yea
Have you ever thrown up in public? yeah
Name somebody that's always on your mind? brent at the moment
What is your favorite music genre? everything except most country
What is your sign? leo
What time were you born? 2 10
Do you like beer? if its the only thing there
Have you ever made a prank call? yeah
What is the most embarassing CD you own? kids singing along to like new songs
Are you sarcastic? yeah
What is the stupidest thing you've ever said?omg dont ask
How many watches do you own? none
Summer or Winter? summmer
Spring or Fall? fall
What is your favorite color to wear? idunno
Pepsi or Sprite? sprite
What color is your cell phone? black
Where's your second home? cousins
Have you ever slapped someone? yeah
Have you ever had a cavity? yes like 92839
How many lamps are in your bedroom? one
How many video games do you own? lots... but i aint a gamer. sisters are
What was your first pet? dog - chinchin!
Have you ever had braces? yes
Do looks matter?... somewhat
Do you use chapstick? yes
American Eagle or Abercrombie? ambercrombie
Are you considered gangster? totallllly.......not
How many children do you eventually want? 2
Do you own something from Hot Topic? nopppe
What is your favorite breakfast? cereal
Do you own a big screen tv?yeah
What was the last thing you drank? milk
When was the last time you cried? like three days ago
What did you do last night? glowbowling
Vhen was the last time you went to the Olive Garden? last year
Have you ever called your teacher "mom"? no
What are your nicknames? kay,kiki,kay the gay
Do you know anyone named Bertha? noppe
Have you ever been to Kentucky? nope
Do you own something from Banana Republic? nope
Are you thinking about something right now? yea
Have you ever called someone Boo? nope
Do you smoke? no
Do you own a diamond ring? yea
Are you happy with your life right now? yea
Do you dye your hair? yea, but not since foreverr
Does anybody like you? i would think
What were you doing May of 1994? crawling
Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? yeappp
McDonalds or Wendy's? mcdicks
Do you like yourself? i guess
Are you closer with your mom or dad? mommmy
Favorite features of the opposite sex? if they smell good, personality, style
Are you afraid of the dark? umm if i watch a scary movie than yeah but otherwise no
Have you ever eaten paste? noooo eww
Do you have a webcam? yes
Have you ever stripped? haha no
What are you looking forward to most this week? chocolate (easter)
 

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FCUKING COW
i hate ms lees so much...
she can go die in all her fat
 

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CUTTTTTTTTTTTE
Ordinary People

Girl im in love with you
This ain't the honeymoon
Past the infatuation phase
Right in the thick of love
At times we get sick of love
It seems like we argue everyday


I know i misbehaved
And you made your mistakes
And we both got room left to grow
And though love sometimes hurts
I still put you first
And we'll make this thing work
But I think we should take it slow


We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow


This ain't a movie no
No fairy tale conclusion ya'll
It gets more confusing everyday
Sometimes it's heaven sent
We head back to hell again
We kiss and we make up on the way



I hang up you call
We rise and we fall
And we feel just like walking away
But as our love advances
We take second chances
Though it's not a fantasy
I Still want you to stay

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow



Take it slow
Maybe we'll live and learn
Maybe we'll crash and burn
Maybe you'll stay, maybe you'll leave,
maybe you'll return
Maybe you'll never find
Maybe we won't survive
But maybe we'll grow
You never know baby youuuu and I


We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow (Heyyy)
We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow
 

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hmm
(001) Your gender: girl
(002) Straight/gay/bi: straight
(003) Who do you like: brent
(004) Single/Dating/Married/Divorced: Dating
(005) Are you hungry: not really
(006) Are you bored: no
(007) Want to be: a childrens doctor
(008) Your birthday: july 27th
(009) Age: 14
(010) Age you wish you were: grade 1
(011) The color of your hair: blackish brown
(012) The color you wish your hair was: blackish brown
(013) The color of your eyes: brown
(014) Got any piercings: 2, one on each ear
(015) Want anything pierced:hmm not really
(016) Tattoos: no
(017) Siblings: two sisters
(018) Pets: not allowed hah a
HAVE YOU EVER
(019) Smoked: hmm yeae
(020) Done drugs: no
(021) Read the newspaper: yeah
(022) Gotten told you're on crack: no
(023) Talked to strangers: yea
(024) Talk to strangers who IM you: IM?
(025) Taken a walk in the rain: yes
(026) Driven: that JOHN DEER GATOR gt's laura
(027) Like to drive: who wouldnt
(028) Hurt yourself: uhh yeah
(026) Been out of the country: mexico!
(029) Been in love: hmm yea
(030) Regret it: nope?
(031) Gone skinny dipping: no
(032) Had surgery: no
(033) Ran away from home: nope.. im actually to scared too
(034) Played strip poker: noo
(035) Gotten beat up: hmm not really
(036) Been loved: hmm i dont know? lol hope so.
(037) Been on stage: yes
(038) Slept outdoors: oh yeaaa
(039) Drunk dialed: HMMM ahhaha
(040) Pulled an all-nighter: YESS!
(041) Sleep Walked: nope
(042) Talked on the phone all night: noo
(043) Cried yourself to sleep: yeah
(044) Slept all day: well from like 5am - 4pm?
(045) Killed someone: no!
(046) Made out with a stranger: nooo
(047) Had sex with a stranger: noo
(048) Kissed someone: yeap
(049) Regret it: ...
(050) Kissed the same sex: yea
(051) Done anything sexual with the same sex? nope
(052) Been betrayed: everyone has
(053) Broken the law: hmm no
(054) Met a famous person: yess
(055) Been on radio/tv: dont think so
(056) Been in a mosh-pit: ? what
(057) Had a nervous breakdown: no
(058) Danced naked: no lol
(059) Been criticized about your sexual performance: no
(060) Had a dream that kept coming back: no

BELIEVE IN
(061) Life on other planets: not relaly
(062) Miracles: yea
(063) Astrology: yeah
(064) Angels: yea
(065) Magic: MAGIC TRICKS
(066) God: YES
(067) Davy Jones: what?
(068) Love: oh yeah
(069) Ghosts: scare me
(070) Rebirth: i dont know
(071) Easter Bunny: no
(072) Ying and Yang?: no
(073) Witches: Nope
(074) Cupid: nope
(075) Sex before marriage: hmm not sure
(076) The death penalty: no thats cruel
(077) Everyone lies at least once in their life: uhh yeah
(078) Love at first sight: yeaa i guess
(079) Time goes by too fast: wayy..

RANDOM
(080) There a certain shoe brand you prefer: not really
(081) Favorite music: anything on the beat
(082) Favourite movie: mean girls hahah. never get sick of it
(083) Favourite actor: rachel mcadams
(084) Favourite show: one tree hill!
(085) Wear hats: noo
(086) Judge people by what they're wearing: no
(087) Are you trendy: i dont know
(088) Own more than 10 pairs of shoes: yeah haha
(089) Favorite place to shop: mehh i like everywhere
(090) Comfortable article of clothing: sweats
(091) Are you Preppy, Punk, Skater, Scrub, etc: hmm probably preppy
(092) Best friends: laura holly shirley
(093) People you hate: not really anyone
(094) Do you remember your first love: hmmm yeah
(095)Do you consider love a mistake: nope
(096)What do you find romantic: quality time together
(097) Turn-offs: when guys are fckin rude
(098) Do you base your judgement on looks alone: nope
(099) Do you flirt to get someone's attention: haha ?
(100) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone/physically unattractive: actually yeah
(101) What is best about the opposite sex?: WHEN THEY SMELL GOOD
(102) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking: i dont know

LAST
(103) What's the last present someone gave you: roses on vday
(104) Thing you laughed at: phone convo with holly
(105) Person that laughed at you:4 way convo on msn
(106) Person that made you smile: bd!
(107) Person that turned you on:
(108) You went shopping with: sister
(109) To disappoint you: ?
(110) Last person that you called: holly
(111) To brighten up your day: bd
(112) Person you kissed: bd
(113) Food you ate: chinese food!
(114) Person you saw a movie with at the theatre: bd
(115) Who IMed you: imed?
(116) Music played: Cupids chokehold
(117) Made you cry:my parents
(118) Person You Hugged:bd
 

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on the phone at 1 in the morning
kaylen : hey, is your brother like really smart
shirley : kaylen.. hes four years old
kaylen : oh my god. thats the dumbest question i have ever asked

kaylen laughing/crying on the floor while still
on the phone for 5 minutes straight


 

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BRION
 

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mhmm
YOUR NEX:
1) Is your username from a song?: no
2) Do you have over 100 friends?: yea.
3) Do you have pictures of yourself?: not at the moment
4) Do you get 1-3 comments every day?: messages yeah

WOULD YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS:
2) Sleep in the same bed?: yea
3) Rob a bank? ohh yeea
4) Team up together and kill someone?: if it was nessasary

IN YOUR ROOM:
1) Do you have a wood floor or carpet?: wood
2) Are your walls painted bright colors?: nope
3) Do you have artwork hanging up on the walls?: not really
4) Do you have clothes on the floor?: hm always
7) Do you have your own TV?: ysess
8) Do you have over 100 CDs?: noo
9) Do you have a bunch of pictures of bands and celebrities?: hmm no

WOULD YOU EVER:
1) Sing a solo?: noo
2) Take an hour-long shower?: yes.
3) Smoke pot just to be cool?: no
4) Spend all night on homework?:yeah its already been done

NOW
Is your hair up?: yeeee
Is your phone right beside you?: yes!
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: yeah, so bored
Are you cold?: yeah
Are you excited?: hmm not really
Are you watching T.V.?: no

THIS WEEK
Have any plans?: yeah
Have you yelled at someone?: yeah
Have you cried?: yeah
Have you called more than 3 people?yeah

RANDOM
1. First thing you did this morning?: brushed my teeth
2. Did you kiss anyone this week?: yeah
3. Do you have a crush?: yeah
4. What's something you look foward to in the next six weeks: spring break =california
5. What's annoying you right now?: hmm someone
 

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SPRINGBREAK!
ROADTRIP..
california!!
so excited
 

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semester2
BLOCK A:
-who sits behind you? i forget
-what class is it? english
-who's your teacher? ms.lees
-did you ever fall asleep? no
-do you get a lot of homework? YES WAY TO FUCKING MUCH

BLOCK B:
-who sits to your left? christina
-are you failing this class? no way jose!
-is this your favorite class? hmmm
-what reminds you of 2nd block? CHRISTEN TAN
-what class is it? socials
-who's your teacher? Mr. leclair

BLOCK C:
-what do you do during 3rd period? learn!
-who do you talk to? kule, christina, katie and the girl who sits beside me
-what class is it? french
-who's the teacher? ms. corrado
-do you chew gum in 3rd period? yeee

BLOCK D:
-anyone you want to shoot during 4th period? HAHAHAH*cough* jk
-is your crush in this class? nope
-do you ever have fun in this class?yeeeahh
-what class is it? physical education
-whats your teacher like? shes nice
-whos the teacher? ms.brown
-if you could trade one person from that class for another who would it
be? take a guess
-who do you sit with? pretty much everyone
 

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bff laurarhodes, litterally
my name is kaylen im really cute,
but when i get drunk i usually puke!

my name is kaylen last name lesbian,
my friends call me the tube fallopian!

my name is kaylen im kinda short,
and when i laugh i sometimes snort!

my name is kaylen im really wild,
and sometimes i get mistaken for a pedofile!

my name is kaylen i sometimes curse,
my bestfriend is a penis purse!
 

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