I want to live my next life backwards,You start out dead and get that out of the way, Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day, Then you get kicked out for being too healthy, Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension, Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day, You work 40 years until you're too young to work, You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally, promiscuous, Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no, responsibilities, Then you become a baby, and then, You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions central heating, room service on tap, and then, You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.