Movies I Own (and what I think about them):[/u]

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - It was pretty funny. Still laugh my ass of when he tries to hide in the institution storage room in the tu-tu
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls - Pretty funny too. I effin love Jim Carrey
Arlington Road - A really good psychological thriller. It really makes you think one thing then totally surprises the hell out of you. Very bad ending.
American Pie - Hilarious, but not really all that realistic.
American Pie 2 - Really hot, but not overly realistic either... at least not to me.
American Wedding - Stiffler swears WAAAAAY too much in that movie.
A League Of Their Own - I can't believe Madonna looked so young and not slutty in that movie.
Aladdin - My favorite Disney movie
Alice In Wonderland - Another favorite, but not my all time favorite
The Bourne Identity - Really cool, Matt Damon is way hot.
The Bourne Supremacy - Awesome acting and great plot. Too bad they couldn't make a third one out of it.
Boat Trip - Hilarious. Sterotypes way to much but it has a good lesson in it. Even my straight brothers liked it.
Bad Boys - Awesome action. Probably one of my favorite action movies.
Bad Boys 2 - Will Smith and Martin Lawrence didn't have the same chemistry in this movie as they did in the first. Still awesome.
The Bodyguard - A romantic classic. I still like watching it every now and then.
Bringing Down The House - Pretty damn hilarious. I LOVED Eugene Levy in this movie.
The Broken Hearts Club - A gay classic; I loved it.
Batman: The Movie - Sure takes me back to my childhood. Boom! Whack! Zowee!
The Birdcage - Another gay gooder. Too sterotypical I think, but then again, I've never been to South Beach.
Beverly Hills Ninja - Chris Farley is intense. This is my second favorite Chris Farley movie.
Beetlejuice - An older one, but also classic. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.
Bring It On - It's ok.. fun to watch when i'm drinking.
Cabaret - Liza is great. Not a big fan of musicals but this one was ok I guess.
Cocktail - A good one too, lots of romance and drinking. Reminds me of Coyote Ugly except more sand and less crying.
Coyote Ugly - Nice one here. I'm not really a fan of tits and ass but this one was ok.
The Craft - Reminds me of when I dated a girl just out of High School. She looked just like Feruza Balk and people thought she was a witch.
Chronicles of Riddick - I still haven't seen the whole movie.
Center Stage - Something about guys in tights.. Mmm
Care Bears - A classic.
Charlie Brown - Also a classic
Collateral - I hate Jamie Foxx but for some reason bought this movie... still havan't seen it.
Catwoman - It was ok; like The Matrix barfed all over Charlie's Angels. Too CGI-ish.
Chocolat - A very nice movie.. good to watch when you feel bad about yourself.
Cabin Fever - Alot of people don't like this movie but I think it's awesome.
Chicago - I never knew that Catherine Zeta-Jones could sing.. same with Renee Zellweger
Dirty Dancing - Another classic but great nonetheless. Great soundtrack too.
The Day After Tomorrow - Do you think it could really happen?
Die Hard 1, 2, and 3 - An awesome series... # is definitely my favorite.
Daredevil - I only bought it because it's Daredevil. Electra..... DROOOOL
Deuce Bigalow - A good one to watch when I'm drinking, lol.
End of Days - Arnie is awesome; takes a beating like any other movie of his.
EuroTrip - Still haven't watched it.
Ellen DeGeneres: Here And Now - Fuck she's hilarious.
The Emperors New Groove - David Spade is amazing and same with John Goodman. I've seen that movie over 50 times.
Edward Scissorhands - Odd and retro at the same time. It was ok... Not something I'd watch more than once a year.
Fight Club - Still haven't seen it.
Freaky Friday - AWESOME SOUNDTRACK.
The Fifth Element - Such a great movie.
Flashdance - A good movie, but so slow and so..... no typical. A dancer who's a welder? cmon.
Footloose - A good one also but really... like dancing would ever be illegal.
Fraggle Rock - Sooo 1985.
The Girl Next Door - Really good movie. I loved the acting and the whole "lesson" per se.
The Goonies - So not real but the guys are kinda cute-ish.
Grease - It's the word baby. Great soundtrack and an overall good movie. Even John Travolta's mom is in it.
Going The Distance - Problem after problem after problem... Laugh after laugh.
Harry Potter - Awesome movies. Period.
Harold and Kuma - The ride on the cheetah totally ruined the movie.
Hush: Another really good psychological thriller. Talk about a controlling mom.
Hot Shots: Part Deux - Both one and two were good. Hilarious in a dumb way.
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days - A really great movie. Probably one i'd watch over and over.
Hook - Another classic hero movie. Peter Pan was cool.
Hulk - What can I say, he was green and big muscled.. Yum!
Hidalgo - Still haven't seen it.
Hackers - Angelina Jolie was hot in that movie. Overall cheesiness was high but a gooder.
Italian Job - An awesome movie on all levels.
Head Over Heels - Describes dumb models to a tee. Sort of like Sex In The City with a twist.
He-Man - Totally amazing.
Ice Age - Probably my favorite non-Disney movie.
Independance Day - Really cool special effects but cmon, like that would ever happen.
iRobot - Really cool... sort of intense.
Identity - A fucked up one as well. Leaves you really wondering if whores do get a second chance.
Invader Zim - Soooooooooo awesome.
Jurassic Park 1, 2, and 3 - Would you believe I STILL haven't seen them. I have all 3.
Kiss Of The Dragon - Awesome action and fight scenes. I'm not one for Jet Li but he was pretty good. The twins were damn hot.
King Arthur - A perfect example of a movie I could really get into.
A Knights Tale - Heath Ledger is really good here. Also the way it was like modernized with the Queen songs and such.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Good, but again... not real and therefore not THAT good.
The Last Samurai - I'm not one for asian-ish movies but this one was friggin awesome.
Lord of the Rings 1, 2, and 3- I still haven't seen 2 or 3.
The Matrix 1, 2, and 3 - I maintain that Reloaded was definitely the best. The first was all story.. who is Neo. Reloaded was all about the action. Revolutions was all about tne "end".
Men In Black - Face it, any Will Smith movie will be good.
The Mask of Zorro - Another hero flick. Pure awesomeness
Mambo Italiano - This one hit close to home for me.
The Mask - Another Jim Carrey movie. Hilarious.
Moulin Rouge - Awesome songs, great storyline.
Mystic River - Such a good movie. Long, but still good. Leaves you wondering what's going on at all times.
Mean Girls - So funny.. like a gay bar sort of.
Meet The Parents - I don't care how hot a girl or guy is. If he/she had parents like that I'd SOOO be out of there.
The Medallion - It was ok. Not something I'd watch too often.
Mulan - It was ok.
Mary Poppins - I can't believe I own this one.
Pretty Woman - Julia Roberts is great, as usual.
Private Parts - Having never really known Howard Stern, I can only laugh at what a life he's had in radio.
Priscilla: Queen of the Desert - A gay classic. Just what the world needs... A cock in a frock on a rock.
The Punisher - So not the same without Dolph Lundgren
The Recruit - Still haven't seen it.
School of Rock - Pretty good. Joan Cusack is awesome.
Steel Magnolias - Weeza is the best.. fukin hilarious.
Scream 1, 2, and 3 - Meh..
Six Days, Seven Nights - Harrison Ford is hilarious with Anne Heche.
Someone Like You - Learn about why men cheat. It's the old cow theory.
Spiderman 1 and 2 - Totally fukin awesome... I can't wait for 3.
Shaun of the Dead - Another one I can't believe I bought.
Straight Talk - It was $6 at Wal-Mart... I had to buy it.
The Sword In The Stone - A really good Disney one. One of my favorites.
Sister Act - An ok movie. Loved the storyline.
Superstar - I hate Will Ferrell but Molly Shannon made it worth my while.
Spawn - Loved the special effects.
Stay Tuned - $6 at Wal-Mart.. Still haven't watched it. I saw it years ago though.
Tomb Raider 1 and 2 - Fuck Angelina rocks.
Top Gun - A really good one. I'm a sucker for Tom Cruise in a romantic/action/comedy flick.
True Lies - Tia Carrere is awesome. The parody of marriages too... awesome.
Trick - A gay classicly smooshie romantic comedy about 2 guys trying to get it on.
Total Recall - So cool but like we'd ever live on Mars.
Under The Tuscan Sun - Sooo awesome!!! I'd love to just leave and buy a villa in Italy.
Volcano - Awesome special effects.
Van Helsing - Still haven't seen it.
Wonderland - Yay for John Holmes.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - I totally remember playing the Nintendo game of this movie. It was great. The movie as well.
Wayne's World - Party time, excellent.
X2 - A really good one. X1 was great. Can't find it anywhere to buy.

Favorite TV Shows[/u]
Sex In The City
Just Shoot Me
Law And Order
Frasier
Queer As Folk
Family Guy