My name is Ashley


I graduated from the University of Alberta with a BSc w/ Specialization in Animal Biology

I work as a veterinary surgical tech in emergency surgery and pediatric care (animals up to 6 months)...yep I cut em open and save lives! I also castrate them so dont piss me off!! haha just kidding!

MY ANIMALS


How cute are my puppies!


My new Chihuahua puppy Boo..he's the cutest thing ever!


My baby Sly, as big as Khansil was and not even 2 years old.. who could ever leave a ready to burst pregnant mare at a slaughter house..you are my diamond in the rough..now just stop pulling my shirt up when everyone is around!


My Khansil (March 17th 1993-November 2nd 2004)..I cant believe its been 2 years..He was only 11 when Khansil fell on the ice and shattered his ulna and radius..he had to be euthanized and I miss him everyday. He was my world, my everything...gallop the heavens Shmans..
http://www.hoofbeats-in-heaven.com/hoofprints/Khan​sil/

My FAMILY


the rents..got to love em..


My sister..a little clumsy..a little drunk..lol just kidding I love her to death!

MY FRIENDS We are all a little crazy..but that leads to awesome times! SS night forever! Heres to the nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget and to the nights that turn into mornings with the friends that turn into family!




HOCKEY

What can I say..Im a home town hockey girl...ahhh Horcoff

Okay when it comes to sports I also like:

ahh..Payton Manning, okay so hes not gorgeous but man can he play football THATS MY BOYS!!!! SUPERBOWL CHAMPS FINALLY!!!!

although I wish Damon hadnt left...

ALEXANDER KEITH'S

ahhh keith's..many a good nights

THE FUNNIEST QUOTES FROM MY GALS Most of these came out of drunk times but they always make me laugh

"You have big sexy hair..I want to do you just because you have big sexy hair..actually can I just do your hair?"

"Ashley are you giving pussy fingers in our picture?!?"

"Okay..someone just grabbed my coochie...did one of you just grab my coochie?"

"Oh, hell no!"

"Honestly when we have sex I think "God, I feel like Im giving birth" he's so big!"

"Well jelousy is expected when your just that fabulous!"

"Hey you! Just because we're wearing skirts so short you can see our coochie, and our boobs are on display doesnt mean we are the girls that are going to just go home with you..okay maybe she is...but not the rest of us!"

"Your boobs look like an ass on your chest!"

"OMG, we cant stay here..Ive slept with all those guys in that car over there..2 of them at one time!"

"I want to go in the T & A contest..oh wait..my pits are too hairy"

"Hey Ash take off your jacket and use your boobs to get us in!"

"HAHA..You look like your pimp beat you up!"

"Eww..he just asked if he could play with my dandylion..wait..whats my dandylion?"

"What the fuck is that!?! Oh wait its a cucumber.."

"Uhh..why is your dog looking at me like that..those are sex eyes..your dog is giving me sex eyes!"

"All of a sudden she flew off the bed and her head went through the wall..i mean how hard was he jackhammering for her to fly 3 feet off the bed and make a hole in the wall!!"

"Im hornier than Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, and Flava Flav mixed in one!"

"I swear I have carpal tunnel syndrome from indulging myself so much already ...and hes not home for 4 more weeks!"

"Im going to call you Assley..because everyone wants a piece!"

"Okay..if one more person asks me if I make porn with my horse Im going to snap!!"

"K you'll have to point out which one he is so I can go tell him to go down on that poor girl before he goes at her like a rabbit"

"Doesn't matter to me where we go..Im dressing like a slut either way"

"Okay its like -40 and snowing..we are in mini skirts, tanktops and heels..I dont want to pay for coatcheck so lets leave our coats in the car and make a run for it..its not that far right?"

"I need a drink, a man or a massage...or a drunken massage by a man"

"Oh COPING..I thought you said you want a cock ring..well that makes more sense"

"Alright..I need a cock block here...Ash come be my cock block"

"So I got really drunk sunday and woke up monday with a ring on my finger...and I dont know where its from or who gave it to me..and I know I shouldnt be wearing it but its so sparkly and pretty that I dont want to take it off..."

"You're sooooo hot..If I was a guy, I'd totally do you!"

"Okay if he doesnt just rip my clothes off soon Im going to scream"

"Oh we're so evil..but the kind of evil thats sooo evil its fabulous"

"Look at all those rabbits (after we see 3 in a field) its like f**king Australia here!"

"Ohhh..Prowse girl sandwich! I like being the filling!"

"God who needs a man when you've got a massaging chair.."

"Well my night would not be complete without being rejected by an ugly guy" (After this guy asked us to ask his friends to dance cause he knew they would say no to two stepping...yeah..no thanks..who asks someone to do that..lol)

"OMG you can see my red panties in that pic the cop just took of us!!"
LOL, God you girls make me laugh!!

SS nights with my Ash haha, were the only ones that actually commit! Lyndsey, Erika, Carey, Terri and Jesse..you better hike those babies..and Lorraine we will get you in one eventually! lol okay Terri usually commits too


TO MY BARN GIRLS "We are bound by a rein, a hoofbeat, the love of a horse, they brought us together and will never tear us apart.." Power to the greys... So here's to you and the noble steeds who so gracefully carried us on their backs: Khansil (Shmans..Rest in Peace buddy), Ghia's Gal (GG), Sur-Samuri (Sammy), A Little Piece of Heaven (Belle), Sur Gallahad (Gally), Surphin Boy (Surph), Sur Teddy's Magna (Teddy), Jayde's Surprize (Jayde), Keno's Treasure (Treas), Sur-Lisa, Surozon, Dream Away, Khan's White Knight (Knight), and Keno's Selina (Selina)..and of course to Surokhan (Sur)..we couldnt have done it with out you of course..lol..as you are the dad of all these horses (well except Surph but thats a story in its self..lol)..and to the non-Sur babies: Hanna (Hanna Banana), A Touch Of Chocolate (Jazmine), Sunny Remark (Sunny..rest in peace you goof), Salisbury's Classic Design (Dallas), and Lasting Impression (Sly).
<--Surokhan

Got to love the spontaneous polo wrap turban trailrides..hey at least we were warm right Ash!!


"They say the good die young..so Im going to have some fun..cause they say the good die young..."

ELEVATORS ..they creep me out..particularily the one in my apartment in BC..it sounds like a Banshee!

When Insects crawl on you and you arent expecting it..blech.. I like insects..Ive taken lots of entomology courses in school and have no problem picking them up but I HATE finding them crawling on me..especially beetles or spiders with their sticky little feet

THAT was crawling on my head!

THE GRAB AND GRIND Now I know miss Ashley-Shan will agree with me on this but nothing is worse than a guy coming up behind you on the dance floor, grabbing your hips and thrusting his crotch into you while attempting to appear as if he is dancing...as Ashley-Shan put it best "oh hell no!"..lol..if you want to dance with me thats cool..but just ASK first!

ET as in the extraterrestrial..creepy and gross..need i say more...


NOVEMBER 2nd My Khansil passed away on November 2nd, 2004...I miss him more than words can say...my world crashed down the day he died..and it hasnt been the same since...I love you Shmans..gallop the heavens


People who don't wash their hands after going to the washroom Particularily at hospitals and the University..thats hows Norwalk gets passed around...

MY BRYN BEING IN GHANA I miss her No annual boxing day trail ride this year..