Well, my name is BOB

Well actually my name is Dave, but that's not as fun

I like food and stuff

And sleep
Sleep is great
So relaxing
I could do it all day

I am also a pirate
yarrr

And I lost the game
if you don't know what I'm talking about
you must go here immediately
http://www.losethegame.com/
(Rule 4: You have a grace period of 10 minutes after losing)





check out my coolio site (from 2004 or something.. you shall love it ) at http://www.freewebs.com/pieguy314/

Bagels

Cheese

The colours green and black

Sleep
Food

Pirates (I am one)

Ninjas (I am one)

Vikings (I am one)

Pie (I eat one)
(per day)

Not going to school

Stuff that I haven't said yet but am too lazy to


These are the best bands I know:
If you disagree, it is because you are intellectually inferior

ACDC
Aerosmith
(old) AFI
Amon Amarth
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Arch Enemy
Armor for Sleep
Avantasia

Bal-Sagoth

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Blind Guardian

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Collective Soul
Counting Crows
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Def Leppard[/color]
Dimmu Borgir
Disturbed
DragonForce[/b]
Dragonland
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Dream Theater
Drowning Pool
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Goo Goo Dolls
(old) Green Day
Guns N' Roses

Jimi Hendrix
Joe Walsh
Johnny Cash



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Neil Young
Nirvana
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Queen

R.E.M.

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rhapsody Of Fire
Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Rob Zombie
The Rolling Stones
Rush[/center]

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Tenacious D
Thunderstone
Tom Petty
Tool
Traveling Wilburys
Twilightning


Weezer
Weird Al Yankovic
The Who




And of course some others I can't remember right now

- - - - - I whispered something in her ear
I bare my soul, but she don't hear

Onward to some pointless things,
This is my shrine, that was created for me by my goddesses


How to Measure A Man's Success
Age 4: Success is not urinating in your pants
Age 20: Sucess is having sex
Age 50: Success is having money
Age 60: Success is having sex
Age 80: Success is not urinating in your pants

Here are many random pictures for your amusement




PIE













Haha, this is my method of stress reduction














Mr.Bunny
(\ _ /)
(o.O) copy bunny in to profile to help
(> <) him achieve world domination
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98% of teenagers drink or have done drugs.
Put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Evil monkeys that live in your closet!


And this clown


When my food goes bad
Homework
Waking up
Religious zealots

Don't look back into black
Don't let the memory of a sound drag you down

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