George Bernard Shaw:
- "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
- "You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'”
- "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
- "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
- "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world."


Ancient/Older:
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato
It is good to die before one has done anything deserving death.
- Anaxandrides
Let us not misunderstand what courage really is. The absence of fear is the courage of the mad. Doing what is right in the presense of fear, is the courage of the noble.
- Phillipos
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength .
- Unknown
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill
It's better to be hated for who you are, then be loved for who you're not.
- Kurt Cobain


Proverb:
Fall Seven Times, Stand up Eight

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really made if she heard me say that"

"I like a escalator man, cause a escalator could never brake, it could only become stairs. there would never be a 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, there would just be a 'escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience."

"alcohol is like a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having"

"I wanna be a racecar passenger, just the guy who bugs the driver.
say man, can I turn on the radio?
you should slow down
why we gotta keep going in circles
man, you really like Tide"

"I cant floss my teeth man, I cant get into the flossing thing. people who smoke cigarettes say 'man you dont know how hard it is to quit smoking.' Yes I do, it's as hard as it is to start flossing."

Mitch Hedburg February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005