Peace, Pot, Tequila shot, Jesus loves you, stoned or not.
Sex, drugs, rock & roll, Speed, weed, birth control.
Lifes a bitch, then you die, So fuck the world, lets get high
We are stoners, we have class, Dont fuck with us, we'll kick your ass.
So all you preps who think you're cool, Go to hell, cause stoners rule!
Weed is a seed that grows in the ground, If God didn't want it,
it wouldn't be found. So be happy, smoke some pot,
Jesus loves you, stoned or not!





FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"

The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"

If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"

SCARED? LOL

THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.

SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits ''

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

IF YOU HAVE EVER PUSHED ON A DOOR THAT SAID 'PULL' COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE


KISSING GAME.
Everyone has at least one person on nexopia who would LOVE to kiss you.
So.. repost this to find out who would want to kiss you and
WHERE they would like to kiss you???? Even if your taken do this!!!

1- Cheek
2- Neck
3- Lips
4- Make-Out
5- Naughty Places
6- Skip The Kisses, Straight To Bed