THE MONTH U WERE BORN

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I PUNCHED
MARCH-------------I MADE OUT WITH
APRIL---------------I ATE
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT UP
JULY-----------------I KISSED
AUGUST------------I FUCKED WIT
SEPTEMBER--------I BITCH SLAPPED
OCTOBER-----------I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------I RAPPED ABOUT
DECEMBER---------I DREAMED ABOUT


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------A NOODLE
2--------MY BESTFRIEND
3--------MYSELF
4--------YOU
5--------A LAWN GNOME
6--------A HOBO
7--------A MEXICAN
8--------THIS HOTT GIRL
9--------A GANGSTER
10-------MY EX
11-------A CHEERLEADER
12------- A PICKLE
13-------A JEW
14-------MY TRUE LOVE
15-------HIM/HER
16-------MY GIRLFRIEND
17-------A WHITE BOY
18-------A SPOON
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A TEACHER
21-------A HOE
22------- SPONGE BOB
23-------A HOMO
24-------A TREE
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------MY NEIGHBOR
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
29-------A PREP
30-------MY EX
31-------MY UNCLE

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT



WHITE---------BECAUSE THE BITCH STOLE MY TACO
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM EMO
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT CRAP
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL LOL------BECAUSE IM JUST PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO
WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
TAN-------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
TYE DIE---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL