REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents MOM/DAD
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dang ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff for so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will let you date a girl cause she's hot, even if she's a bitch.
REAl FRiENDS: Will slap you up side the head and tell you she's a fat hoe.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will bitch at whoever's talking bad about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them out and check to make sure they stay down
FAKE FRiENDS: try to calm you down when someone pisses you off.
REAl FRiENDS: walk next to you saying "someones gonna get it"
then i guess i have real friends!!
