On September 12, 2006, on hole 8# at Carstairs Golf Club I got a hole in one!!!!!!!!!!! DUNKED IT

School Golf MVP


Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.


"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of
the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest member.

In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now,
as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, that is why you always feel
smarter after a few beers."



Hey I am Scott. I like to play sports. I am an avid golfer, reppin the 6 handicap at the end of this year. Big time hockey fan, I will dominate you in any hockey arguement such as how bad the Flames are and how overrated Kiprusoff is haha. I work at Hi-Way 9 express. Dock boy eh Wicks, there are some pretty fucking stupid people there haha. Definantly got to cheer on the old Angels. Chone FIggins is basically the best baseball player in the game today other then some guy named Albert Pujols who is just ridiculous. But all time the Babe is the best, and no one will ever take that from him, he played in the dead ball era, you can't argue anything. Guys were hitting 6-10 home runs a year and that was unreal, then he comes and hits 40s-50s year in, year out. I have some awesome family, my cousins are the best.

Babe Ruth Career Stats and Ranks All-Time
He IS God

• Slugging percentage .6898 1st
• Career OPS 1.1638 1st
• Home runs 714 3rd
• Runs batted in 2,117 2nd
• At-bats per HR 11.76 2nd
• On-base percentage .4740 2nd
• Extra-base hits 1,356 3rd
• Walks 2,063 3rd
• Runs scored 2,175 3rd
• Total bases 5,793 5th
• Batting average .3421 9th

Whats in the bag?
G5 Driver 9.0 Degree
Seahawk 16 Degree 3 Wood
Steel Head 20 Degree 5 Wood
Great Big Bertha War Bird 24 Degree 7 Wood
Cleveland Halo Driving Iron 21 Degree

Nike CCI Irons 3-P
Taylormade 52 Degree Wedge
Cleveland CG11 58 Degree Wedge

Taylormade Monza Rossa Putter

Chone Figgins is the greatest baseball player ever! 2nd in AL with 52 SB!
Golf- What would I do without this game?
nicest driver ever
Baseball- I am going to miss you.
Poker- Fun game!
Food- I love to eat!
Sleep- I love to sleep!
Computer- I use you too much!
Hockey- Best sport in the world!
PS2- Fun to play
Friends- Rule
Talking baseball with Cisco- Chone Rules
Music- Rules
Badminton- Got 2nd at divisionals!

Favorites:
Colorado Avalanche- My favorite NHL hockey team by far. We aren't doing so well this year but it will change soon enough. Sakic is god and Svatos, Wolski, Liles and Budaj are amazing so we are set! Too bad the new GM is retarded and traded away our future top player, and doesn't want to resign the top 5 defencemen in the league, great move guy!

Sid "The Kid" Crosby: He is amazing. Everyone says Ovechkin is better but I tell those people to go to hell because their is a reason he has more goals that Crosby, because he has taken 100 more shots. They say Crosby has a way better team but I guarentee 95% of the people don't know who he plays with, Colby Armstrong and Jani Rita. Crosby I guarentee 35 Goals and 80 Total Points. GUARENTEE- 38 goals 64 assists= 102 Points!
Oh yeah and he's going to dominate this year as well! 120 points?


Patrick Roy- The best goalie to ever stop a puck! He has a record 551 wins as an NHL goaltender and his record for wins will never be touched!

Movies and Games:
Madden 2007
NHL 2006
Grand Theft Auto- San Andreas
MLB 06: The Show
All Adam Sandler Movies
Meet the Fockers
Ninja Turtles
Ace Venture 1 and 2
A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY!!

School
Volleyball- Not when Jenna plays! haha
Soccer
Dentist
Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Dallas Stars
Detroit Red Wings
New York Yankees
New York Mets
Boston Red Sox
Oakland Athletics
Texas Rangers

I hate the Calgary Flames with a passion. It is due to all of the wagon jumpers. 95% of the fans they have know nothing about the team! They can't name 3 players other than Kipper, Iginla, Phaneuf and Regehr. Like that is awful. I hate the team and I can name almost their whole roster. GO AVS GO