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Barbies Unite!
Ali - Officer barbie. You are under arrest! She might need to handcuff and strip search you.
Brooke - 70s barbie. Holla I'm d scribble 70s barbie! I'm also fucking smashed. Disco time.
Erin - Snow barbie. A walking oxymoron. Fit to resist cold weather, body thats steaming hot.
Julia - Cowgirl barbie. Oh those chaps. Looks like she'll be the one doing all the riding. Yeehaw.
Kristin - Fairy barbie. She will grant you your magic wish. Your perfect fantasy. Dream on.
Laura - Army barbie. Camouflages by peeing on lawns and gets taken home by cops. Mayday.
Lara - Sleepover barbie. Feelin lonely? Call her for a late night "slumber party". Catch her drift?
Lindsay - Malibu barbie. Hoola dancer. She is there to get you laid, no pun intended.
Vivian - Nurse barbie. You're hurt or sick - she's immediately at your aid. Nurse to the rescue.[/font][/size][/b]