DROPKICK MURPHYS-THE SPICY McHaggis JIG!!!
The Spicy McHaggis Jig. I'll tell you a
story, believe me it's true a tale you'd
best hope never happens to you. Old spicy
mcHaggis,how he met his fate. You I can
save, but for him it's too late. Spicy was
big, burly and strong, his pipes were
gigantic,and so was his schlong. From city
to city running around, looking for chicks
over four hundred pounds. One night at the
pub a girl caught his eye, big as a house,
just the right size. The broad was enormous
stacked to the hilt. Spicy soon noticed a
bulge in his kilt. The piper delivered his
best pick-up line, thought to himself -
"this beast is all mine". The
portly young lady could stand for no more,
grabbed his cojones and went for the door.
They got to her house and dimmed all the
lights, Spicy was in for one hell of a
night. He said that he loved her, he'd
always be true, "But Mr. McHaggis, I've
only just met you!!" By now he saw double through his drunken eyes neither had
looks or appropriate size, he came to his sense,thought to himself
"At this time of night i wont find nothing else".. he took of his shirt,she
lifted her skirt,they pulled out his unit and started to play,she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had a baby McHaggis nine months to -the -day....
Three packs a day he'll smoke till he dies
SPICY MCGAGGIS, IS ONE HELL OF A GUY!!
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BASICS
| Height: | 152 cm - 158 cm (5' - 5'2") |
| Birthday: | March 07, 1989 |
| Dating: | Single and not looking |
| Location: | Calgary, Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 01:53am | Mar 09, '07 |
| Profile Updated: | 02:48pm | Sep 23, '07 |
| Last Active: | 12:14pm | Jun 25, '10 |
INTERESTS
| Art: | Body Art, Drawing, Painting, Photography, Singing |
| Video Games: | Fighting |
| Cars: | Drifting, Offroad, Classics |
| Music: | Blues, Classic Rock, Country, Death Metal, Metal, Reggae, Rock, Ska, Soul, Acoustic |
| Sports: | Basketball, Bowling, Hockey, Paintball, Skateboarding, Soccer, Wakeboarding, Hacky-sack |
| Activities: | Drinking, Gambling, Listening to music, Partying, Pool/Billiards, Darts |
| Musical Instruments: | Acoustic guitar, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Backpacking, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling |