I want one thing, that thing is a girl. I want a girl that can treat a guy as we want to be treated. I want a relationship that doesn't consist of moronic values like "Oh last night you didn't hold me right" and "When you hugged that other girl that you had known for 10 years last night it made me wonder if we should be together". I want love that is unconditional, and love that isn't used spontaniously and randomly.

I don't want the emotional head games that girls like to play, I hate that aura of thought that floats around each and every woman that no guy will ever understand. That aura of thought consists of all those nit-picky things that women say to eachother that create violent wars between them.

Women, keep the drama for the ones like you and the fun for the ones opposite, please.

We could honestly care less about that drama, about all the other relationships that have nothing to do with us, that you think you are fat(which you probably aren't so fuck off), that you think you are ugly(which you probably aren't so fuck off). We don't want to answer those questions that we have to guess the right answer. If you ask us a question accept our answer. We don't care to listen to you babble about your day, or about what T.V. shows you like.

However, we will and do listen, and we still don't get respect. We still get slapped in the face and kicked in the balls. Women request equality and I don't see them getting kicked in the ovaries each time they bitch at us.

We look for fun in a relationship, we look for all those moments we can look back on and think "Damn that was a good time." We don't want to be dragged down by all those insignificant blurbs of drama when we could be remembering that time we were really high, or that very beautiful girl we had sex with.

Some of you are good, some of you are alright, some of you are not so great, and some of you are down right twisted.

Thank you.

;and, The fourtunate part is, she does exist.