ohhmy well i havent been on this this for 24 months..
my new account is
-kristenn*;
add it .
over half of this stuff isnt true anymore lmao .
peace out .
I am srry i dont hav a pic of me on there, but i haven't got a webcam yet!
//*Krissie*\\//*Fifteen*\\//*Available*\\
:+:I . AM:+: Krissie
:+:I . WILL . ALWAYS:+: B There 4 U!
:+:I . MISS :+: when life was so simple
:+:I . CRAVE:+: nothin
:+:I . W0RRY :+: of loosing friends
:+:I . REGRET:+: Backstabbing People
:+:I . L0VE:+: My friends
:+:I . ALWAYS :+: Try to have a good time
:+:I . DANCE:+: for Fun
:+:I . SING:+: In the shower
:+:I . WILL . NEVER:+:Lie to you
:+:I . CANT . STAND:+: When people Hurt you
:+:I . LOST :+: HARLEY!
:+:I . LIKE :+: Memories
:+:I . DREAM :+: Dreams
:+:I . LISTEN :+: To Friends problems
:+:I . CAN . BE . F0UND:+:Tripping lol or in my home
:+:I . AM . UNFORTUNATELY:+: lost at thought
:+:I . NEED:+: Jamie and Jemma
:+:I . KN0W . THAT :+: no ones perfect
:+:I . H0PE:+: My friends will always be there for me
:+:I . WANT :+: people to stop talking about me
:+:I . AM . PROUD . TO . BE:+: Canadian
:+:I . AM . ALWAYS:+:Here for you
:+:I . WISH:+: For things to stop
:+:I . CRY :+: When my life falls apart
:+:I . FEEL :+: Emotions
:+:I . BELIEVE:+: In Miracles
:+:I . MY FAV THING TO SAY:+:Don't look @ meeh! lol Brady n Kaitlin!
Die For Love.
Away from homes like hell
I met a boy I loved so well
He came and took my heart from me
And now he wants to set me free
He sat a strange girl on his knee
And told her things he never told me
I ran home an cried on my bed
Not a word to mother I said
Dad came home late that night
He searched for me left and right
He ran upstairs my door he broke
He saw me hanging from a rope
He grabbed his knife to cut me down
And on the floor this letter he found:
Dig a grave, and Dig it Deep,
Place a statue at my feet,
And on that statue place a dove
To show the World I Died for LOVE
I sometimes like to make jokes even tho they may be mean
~What is the difference between a picnic table and an indian?
Picnic tables can support families lol Calvin
~What is the difference between a piece if crap and an indian?
Nothin they both smell and are brown! Srry! lol
<< << I knew a blonde that was so stupid.......
~ she called me to get my phone number.
~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
~ she tripped over a cordless p hone.
~s! he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
~she studied for a blood test.
~she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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I don't like the gurlz i just like the bunny.
LIKES
My Gurliez:
Kaitlin Walters: Man I have only known u for about four months! lol! Who cares tho? Member that one time when me, u, cassandra, and brady were all laying on the grass watchin Mr.Stachniak playin football? Every two seconds he would look over to the back stop at the boyz wonderin wut they were doin! lol:)
Brady Adams: I have only knon u for like 1 month lol! oo well i luv yah anywayz! I luved that one time when we were in the computer lab makin title pages for plants or somethin like that and than u put this song on ur title page: There was a tree, there was a tree. Such a pritty lil tree, such a pritty lil tree. That u ever did see, that u ever did see. And the tree is in the hole and the hole is in the ground and the green grass grows all around all around the green grass grows all around! lol:)
Jemma: The only reason I met u was becuz of ur uncle's dealth! SORRY! And the only reason we practically talked was becuz of my mom askin u if u had an e-mail address so we could exchange! I COULDN'T BELIEVE HER! i could of asked u myself:)
Those are my main gurliez!
Herre are my other gurliez:
Paige
Mandy
Kassie
Jenn
Annie
Candy
Jess
Angel
Breann
Jamie
Colby
Jenna(Grossland)
Cheyanne
Tasha
Ashley
friends.pink.tanning.cheerleading.walks.Gum.love.guys.candy.off the wall.L.A. Express.lipgloss.strawberrys.mascara.bathingsuits.summer.dances.jellybeans.shoes.shopping.Usher.Perfume.eyeliner.ME!.lol.
[.Girl.]- Do I ever cross your mind?
[.Guy.]-No
[.Girl.]l-Do you like me?
[.Guy.]-No
[.Girl.]-Do you want me?
[.Guy.]-No
[.Girl.]-Would you cry if I left?
[.Guy.]-No
[.Girl.]-would you live for me?
[.Guy.]-No
[.Girl.]-Would you do anything for me?
[.Guy.]-No
[.Girl.]-What would you chose. Your life…or me?
[.Guy.]-My life
*Girl runs away and guy grabs her arm and says…*
You don’t cross my mind…your always on my mind
I don’t like you…I love you
I don’t want you…I need you
I wouldn’t cry when you leave…I would die
I wouldn’t do anything for you…I would do everything
I would chose mylife…because you are my lifeBasics
Top 10 Reasons to Date A Gymnast:
1. we can do it in many positions and on many different things
2. we have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation
3. we're used to having bruises on our knees
4. we're used to performing in very little clothing
5. underwear doesn't not get in the way because we don't wear any
6. straddling is our natural position
7. after a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again
8. we don't mind getting hot and sweaty
9. we're not as delicate and fragile as we look
10. and of course Flexibility...imagine the possibilities
Top 10 reasons To Date A Cheerleader
10.Can bend into any position
9.Likes to ride it to the top
8.Always tight and there are always girls on top of girls
7.Knows how to use the hips
6.Can get you excited in less than 2 minutes and 20 seconds
5.Screams loud when excited
4.Keeps going till she hits it
3.Not scared to perform in front of an audience
2.Never gets tired
1.No matter how long & hard it is...they do it with a smile!
10 reasons why you should date a soccer player
1. We can do it 90 minutes straight in 11 different positions
2. Werre used 2 scoring big and taking pain
3. We love the grass
4. We'll make u scream for more
5. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
6. Skill and moves are definite
7. We'll play anywhere anytime
8. We play well wit others
9.Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10.Were always on top of the game
10 Reasons to date a football player
1. they always go for who they want
2. they never lose their grip
3. they hit hard
4. they can always go the distance
5. after they score they go for more
6. they always wear protective gear
7. they go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more
8. they never give up even when the score is against them
9. they can play offense or defense
[FIFTEEN REASONZ TO DATE A DANCER:~
- we know all the positions
-we're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
-we can shake it like no other
-after a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again
-we don't mind getting hot and sweaty
-we're not as delicate and fragile as we look
-one word..FLEXIBILITY
-Being close to NAKED is normal for them
-It only takes a second to get into a good RHYTHYM
-They'll keep going no matter HOW much it HURTS
-They get LOTS of practice and they can go ALL night long
-They can BEND in ways you COULDNT IMAGINE
-You NEVER have to get jealous because most of the GUYS they
work with are GAY
10 Reasons Why To Date A Hockey Player
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find An Opening And Get In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Knoe How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Playerz Only Knoe How To Hit Ballz<-------lol i love hockey players
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am in love
but not with u.
When we broke up
u thought I cried
but all it was
was another guy.
u told ur friends
I was a trick
I told mine
u had a small dick
I told u I liked u
u thought it was true
but guess what a- hole
u got played too!
BaBi It'S tRuE i'M iN lUv WiTh U! lol
* I S e e y o u
* I w a n t y o u
*I k i s s y o u
*I c r a v e y o u
* I n e e d y o u
* I l o v e y o u
Women's English:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. Sure, go ahead = You better not
7. We need to talk = You're in trouble
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you MORON !
10. You're certanily attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Things guys should know about girls: ( take note)
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or moustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, ****, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
Your Ecko Jeans....$65,
Your G-Unit Shirt....$40,
Your Airforces.....$130,
Your Bling Bling....$250,
Realizing your white....Priceless
DISLIKES
D I S L I K E S
I do not like those lonley nights
I do not like mosiquito bites
I do not like broken hearts
I do not like the scary parts
I dont like it when their green
I dont like it when thier mean
I dont like it when they smell
I dont like it when they yell
when the lights are gone I dont like it then
I dont like sports so no e.s.p.n
I do not like them gang-starous
and i do not like them on the bus
I do not like it when they lie
I do not like to say good-bye
I do not like toilet seats
I do not like old stinky feet
I dont like it when its cold
I dont like when bread gets old
Freezer burn I do not like
I dont like to run or bike
I dont like camping vacations
I dont like rules of education
I dont like the way i sometimes look
I do not like to work and i hate to cook
I do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them:
Krissie I am
Note: Some of those are true some of them aren't lol!
When friendz r mad @ me for gay reasons!
When ppl steal my sayings: PAIGE MASSENA!
Most of all: Props!
