10 reasons to date a skateboarder.
1. They like to ride it.
2. They can do it inside or outside.
3. They prefer it standing up.
4. They dont mind a little pain.
5. They know lots of tricks.
6. They like to be on top.
7. We can do it for hours at a time.
8. They like to go big .
9. They dont mind when it gets a little dirty.
10. They are all so damn sexy.
Sex is a sensation
Caused by temptation
To cause penetration
When a guy sticks his location
Into a girls destination
To increase the population
For the next generation
Do you get my explanation
Or do you need a demonstration