FRIENDS   
  You probably shouldn't bother messaging me. I generally won't answer unless I'm incredibly bored, you're exceptionally good looking, or I'm high out of my tree. If you happen to message me under one of these circumstances I can be quite nice. Either that, or I'll intentionally say something rude to make myself laugh. I'm not going to bother writing some paragraph about myself, because it's most likely no one will read this. If you are, signs point to you using the internet to cope with your loneliness. Not attractive. |
