i go to college, now. it takes a while.

michael crichton rocks. he's a sharp fellow. yeah, the guy who wrote jurassic park. i think arnold shwarzenegger should make more movies - not because i disagree with him politically (which i do), i just like to see his neck muscles strain themselves. they are so intricately woven. i think bush should step down, not because i disagree with him politically (which i do), i just think it's time we had a blacktina (that's african-latin) jewish lesbian in power. who's also a witch. in addition, she should be attractive, in a "middle aged person with self confidence and who takes pride in their health and appearance" fashion. you know the kind. i'm pretty irish, but i'm drinking less now. i strung up my christmas lights without touching the ground or a ladder. in october. i hate the winx club. i'm pretty left wing, but i'll pretend to be far-right just to get a rise out of commies. i think i'm an earth bender, i just have to find a teacher before i get really adept at the art. i'm a big fan of megan and all her work, both literary and graphically. i'm not a religious man, but i try to be a good fellow anyways. no eternal reward, just because. batman kicks the titanium shit out of superman, and does so with great frequency. the busses are my natural predators. mr echo is my spiritual center through the the turbulent cyclone left by the wake of 9/11 and the subsequent war on terror. i'm a fabulous tenor. i'm sorry if i make fun of your beliefs, be they political or metaphysical. but they are, in reality, probably very silly. the person i miss most from highschool is nicole, because she'd bring confections she cooked from scratch up to the hallway for everyone to share in. what an angel. i have the best ideas ever. i want a job, but i don't want to be a worker. energy drinks are grody. i'm an adventurer. green tea loves me, and it is not an unrequited affection. thank you. i probably love you.

that's all.
batman out.