>FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
>REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
>FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
>REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"
>FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
>REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
>FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
>REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
>FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
>REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
>FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
>REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
>FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
>REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.