SOCCER
I’m not a hockey player or a swimmer,
And I don’t take hours putting on equipment
Or wear a helmet
Or own a jockstrap
And I don’t know what mouth guards, gloves and shoulder pads are for
Although I’m certain they are very useful.
I play on a pitch, not an arena or court,
I wear boots, not skates or fancy sneakers
And its actually called futbol, not soccer
I can proudly bring a futbol anywhere I want
I believe in teamwork, not selfishness
Playing rain or shine, day or night
And that futbol truly is the game of the world.
A strike is a shot,
A club is a team
We have keepers, not goalies
Futbol is the world’s greatest game
The worlds most popular sport
And the players are ******* sexy
I am a futbol player.
IF IT AINT DUTCH, IT AINT MUCH
