ABOUT ME
Ten Reasons It Is Great To Be Canadian
1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
5. Where else can you travel 1,000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9. "Own-an-Eskimo" scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
Facts About Women.....most of them..... (If you don't like it....deal with it!)
#Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're
actually in control
#Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game
#Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'
#Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them
#Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful
#Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip
#Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest
#Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
#Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
#The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
#Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
#PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter
#The first naked man women see is 'Ken'
#Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'
#Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested
#Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Tom Green, do
you? thought so.
#Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay
#The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!'
#Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
A heart is not a play thing,
A heart is not a toy,
But if you want it broken,
Just give it to a boy.
Boys they like to play with things,
To see what makes them run,
But when it comes to kissing,
They do it just for fun.
Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools,
They wait until we give our hearts,
And then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is at night,
You will wonder if he's true,
One moment you will be happy,
The next you will be blue.
If you get a chance to see him,
Your heart begins to dance.
Your life revolves around him,
There's nothing like romance.
And then it starts to happen,
You worry day and night.
You see, my friend, you're losing him.
It never turns out right.
Boys are great though immature.
The price you pay is high,
He may seem sweet and gorgeous,
But remember, he's a guy.
Don't fall in love with just a boy.
That takes a lot of nerve.
You see, my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve.
So, when you think you're in love,
Be careful if you can.
Before you give your heart away,
Make sure that he's a man!
-- 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
if you are one of the 2% who hasn`t, copy this into your profile.