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05:51pm | Dec 01, '06 | No Comments
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a
>motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. ::
Girl hugs him::
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of
>brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth
>was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but
>he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him
>and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she
>would live even though it meant that he would die.
A girl asked a guy if she was pretty
he said no...
she asked him if he wanted her
He said no...
she asked him if she left,would he cry
He said no...
She turned to leave
he grabbed her arm