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My name is Alyssa-Brooke.... im a French-Portueguese baby that is a hardcore bisexual nympho hottie!!
chat me up if you wish!! but dont bother creeping my page unless u leave me a comment!!!! xoxox

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lilsxcqtpie69 - 20, Female, Kelowna
lilsxcqtpie69 add my msn alyssafulkerson@hotmail.com talk to me there
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lilsxcqtpie69 - 20, Female, Kelowna
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BASICS

Height:159 cm - 163 cm (5'3" - 5'4")
Weight:46 Kg - 50 Kg (101 lbs - 110 lbs)
Birthday:September 26, 1991
Sexual Orientation:Bisexual/Open-Minded
Living Situation:Living with roommate(s)
Location:Kelowna, Okanagan, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:01:37pm | Sep 28, '07
Profile Updated:04:12pm | Dec 17, '09
Last Active:12:45am | Mar 27, '10

INTERESTS

Movies:Action, Classic, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction
Art:Body Art, Doodling, Drawing
Animals/Pets:Dogs, Reptiles
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Sports
Cars:Audio, Car Clubs, Drag Racing, Drifting, Offroad, Classics, Motorbikes
Music:Classic Rock, Country, Hip-Hop, Metal, Pop, R & B, Rap, Rapcore, Rock, Techno
Sports:BMX, Boxing, Football (American), Hockey, Kickboxing, Martial Arts, Rugby, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Wrestling, Motocross
Activities:Clubbing, Cooking, Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Traveling, Darts
Outdoor:Camping, Hunting
Computers:Gaming

ME!!

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*•. .•* Welcome to my profile! *•. .•*
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Name ~ Alyssa-Brooke
Job Status ~ Employed x 3
Piercings x 5 <soon 7 maybe be 9 to></soon>
Sign = Libra
Status ~Ask
Background ~ French Portuguese & Scottish





SeXuAlLy, MeNtAlLy, PhYsIcAlLy
, EmOtIoNaLlY,
i'll be like your medicine you'll take every dose of me.




i can't promise you perfection, cause that is not who i am.

i can't promise you forever, cause i don't hold fate within my hands.
i can't promise you the sunshine, because i know there will be rain.
i can't promise you complete happiness, cause with true love, there comes pain.
i can't promise to always smile,cause life always has a way to make me cry.
i can't promise to always stand strong, cause it's never easy to want to give life another try. [/center][/color][/size]

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it.
When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL answers " I'm fine " after a few seconds ..... she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL says " I miss you " ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.


Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....


Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.
Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her!! "
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you..


my hands are searching for you,arms
are outstretched t o w a r d s you I feel you on my fingertips my
tongue dances behind my lips f o r you This fire rising through my
being Burning I'm not used to seeing you
I CAN FEEL YOU ALL AROUND ME THICKENING THE AIR I'M
BREATHING, HOLDING O N T O WHAT I'M FEELING SAVORING
this heart that's healing __________


if you're going to lie - lie for a friend .
if you're going to cheat - cheat death .
if you're going to steal - steal a heart .


One morning the sun whispered to her,
"If he makes you cry then why don't you just leave him?"
She looked up at the sky and asked,
"Sun, would you ever leave your sky?"




FrIeNdS
PoSeRs

My LoVeR
ChEaTeRs

SeX
UsErS

SpOrTs
JuDgErS

sMiLiNg
LiArS

PaRtIeS
GoOfS

BoIyS
PlAyErS

AnImAlS
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lots of other things(just ask)
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MY WAY

Pimps&Thugs
I dont play hard to

Bitches&Hoes
GET

mess with me
I play to get you

& i'll beat u so

HARD






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A kiss blown is a kiss wasted...
...The only real kiss is a kiss tasted!!
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If I should die before I wake it's because you have taken my breath away and loosing you is like living in a world with no air....

To the world you may just be one person.... ....But to one person you may be the world!!

DrInK iT uP bIcHeS!!!



ur an idiot if u don't know this drink is carribou loo


life isn't about the breaths you take,
IT'S ABOUT THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY




Girl: "Slow down, this is scary!"
Guy: "No, this is fun!"
Girl: "Please slow down!"
Guy: "Tell me you love me."
Girl: "Fine, I love you! Now would you please slow down!"
Guy: "Give me a hug."
*Girl hugz him*
Guy: "Can you please take off my helmet and wear it? It's bugging me."

In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the
guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say
she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live
even thought it meant that he would die


i keep it real & thats a promise
I may be a bitch but at least i'm honest
some say i am a bitch well yeah i might be
but i dont' remember asking any of you hoes to like me
when i walk by i know people sometimes stop & stare
well keep on looking cause i don't fucking care
i got my own life & my own style
you wish you could say that for yourself so i just smile
you hoes wanna hate well knock yourself out
but my name ain't dick so keep it outta your mouth

i`d rather be a bitch than a hoe ;
rather tell it like it is then blow every guy i know;
i`d rather be known for what i do - not for who i screw ;
wish i could say the same for you ;So call me what you please .
but remember that i aint the skank thats always down on my knees .-

you realize that sometimes you're just not ok.
And each and every day will lead into tomorrow,
Tomorrow brings one less day without you,
But i won't wait up no more,
i'll just leave the light on for you.
Cause all the roads that I might take
will all one day lead back to you
& i'd rather be standing outside...
in the freezing cold with you
than to be warm
in the arms of someone else
who i'v convinced myself is you...

*--i know ima 'hawt', 'hawt' shorty.
Buut you gotta sloww downn, you don't knoww me
iif you in a hott hott hurry, then you gotta go noww;
&& you gotta back upp off mee!!
Im High class, with a Ghetto ass,
i gotta Bangin style, plus a Sexy smile,
with luscious thighs, && my candy eyes,
added with my tempting lips, & my killa kiss, just wave goodbye,
And blow a kiss, cuz baby u cant handle this!!

t's tricky I'm picky baby, but I just spotted you
doin' your thing, g-string, shoe string point of view, hey
lend me ya body, you got me in a zone
bet a million in a half past, i can make you explode


..:One.Lady::One.Thug::One.Life::One.Love:..

I wanna be the girl you call baby
the girl you call your own,
the girl you hold in your arms
and fall asleep with on the phone,
the girl who makes your bad days better
and the girl that will make you say,
" My life has changed since I met her."

love the people who hate you the most.
BECAUSE, BABY, THEY'RE YOUR BIGGEST FANS.
just because you know my name,
DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW ME.

remember, jealousy is
WHAT MAKES BITCHES TAALK.
&& YOU ARE NO ONE UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN TALKED ABOUT
the shit you say about me, is making me famous.

Keep your friennds close; buut keep your enimiess closerr


What will i do,
When you are gone i will miss you,
We could call each other,
But that is not enough,
How can i get to you,
I don't know what i will do without you,
I will find the way anytime anyday,
I love you so much,
I dont want to leave you and your soft touch,
I will miss the sweet things you say,
When you tell me how pretty i am,
I will miss all the things you say;
All the things that make me feel loved,
I kneel by bed every night and pray,
That things will be ok,

We could write letters everyday,
Maybe that can make it better,
So this is good bye till then,
When we are together again.
Wish I could show you
just how much I love you How much I really care,
prove to you that your my everything,
Show you just how much fun we would have together
just How great we would get along,

I wish I could show you
that nobody Will ever be able to love you as much as me.
I wish I could Show you just how perfect we could have been
why would you jeopardize your whole life
fuckin' one bitch one night,
blame it on the liquor, how would you feel
if i fucked another guy and told you
that the motherfucker made me cum quicker?.


Is Love The Word That means Alot to Sum People
And a Little Too Others? Or is It Just a word That means nothing
But Yet Seams to Mean Alot, Is it That little sumthing That people use to
Show they care for each other I mean if you want too show you care
Show it not with words but with actions
explaining how i feel about him is like explaining the taste of water .impossible.


IF YOU ARE GONNA CREEP MY PAGE LEAVE ME A COMMENT!!!

~ GOTTA LOVE DEM BABES ~


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PRANK CALL

HAHA I LOVE DUMB BOIZ!!!

GoTtA lOvE dEm PiCk Up LiNeS!!!!!!


Nice legs...what time do they open?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy!
Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long!
(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself!
Girl if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me!

if i was a squirrel and you were a tree would u let me stick my nuts in your hole?.
Do you have a mirror in your pants??... cause i could swear i can see myself in them
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!

]A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast



No words can explain my feelings for you
time spent with you is so fresh and so new
I cherish the passion we share for each other
Never would I leave you into the arms of another
Feeling you next to me is immaculate conception
I'm sorry I lied before; I don't want to lose you
Keep me in your heart and I'll always be True
Put your trust in me and I will prove myself worthy





30 THINGS GUYS WANT GIRLS TO KNOW!!!



-1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
-2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
-3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
-4. Don't argue with us when we call you hot, beautiful or sexy .because if we say that your hott beautiful or sexy then you are
-5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
-6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
-7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
-8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.
-9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
-10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
-11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
-12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
-13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
-14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
-15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
-16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
-17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
-18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
-19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
-20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
-21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
-22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
-23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
-24. PMS is not an excuse.
-25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
-26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
-27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind
-28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
-29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
-30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway

1 thing girls want guys to know!!!!
- 1. We know all of that....we just dont always care what you think!!

Everything & Everyone has its own beauty... but not everyone can see it




Your PAIN is Your WEAKNESS leaving Your BODY

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05:15am | Jan 30, '09 | Comments(6)
anyone interested in having a 3 some let me know!!!