"THE FUCKER PWNED THAT ASSHOLES FACE.........WITH HIS FOOOT!!!"

sooo
if there was a ganster rapper
busting a cap in the po-pos
and he was missing a eye
and wore a eye patch
that was a fuckingshell with diamonds in it...
i would listen to him .......

bro: went through my damn hands
me: i will put you through my damn hands

sooo i was watching tv with my mom
saw this commercial thing where ppl are
starting to get jiggy with it in a elevator if you know what i mean
but anyways they cut out before anything really happens....
to the point
i told my mom thats something i wanted to do to creep her out haha
but she turns it around on me and said i have hahah
then i said kitchen
and then she said tree........
i was struck with discomfort and laughter hahahahah
kind of makes you think
is kinkyness and expeditionismness genetic?
hahahah eeeewwwwwwwwww ~shakes hands like a panzy~

Im not the sort of person..
who falls in and quickly out of love
but to you I gave my affection right from the start.
If I have a lover who loves me
how could I break such a heart,
you can still get my attention right from the start.

Chorus.
Why do you come here when you know I got troubles enough?
Why do you call me when you know I cant answer the phone?
Make me lie when I dont want to
and make someone else some kind of unknowing fool
You make me stay when I should not.
Are you so strong or is the weakness in me?

Why do you come here and pretend to be just passing by?
When I need to see you
and I need to hold you.........tightly
Baby

Feelin guilty......... worried.
Waking from tormented sleep
this old love has me bound but a new love cuts deep.
If I choose now, I lose out
cause one of us has to fall
I need you and you aren't here

Chorus.
Why do you come here when you know I got troubles enough?
Why do you call me when you know I cant answer the phone?
You make me lie when I dont want to
and make someone else some kind of unknowing fool.
You make me stay when I should not
Are you so strong or is the weakness in me?

You make me lie when I dont want to
and make someone else some kind of unknowing fool.
You make me stay when I should not.
Are you so strong or is the weakness in me?

Why do you come here and pretend to be just passing by
when i need to see you
and i need hold you........tightly
Baby
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my brothers play a game called runescape
chris ( youngest) told me his todo list
hahah

chris:

• buy 1k lobsters
  
• K.O. level 99 ranger
  
• get 50 strength
  
• own level 87
  
• kill newbs
  

hahaha sillies

hahah
went to my bedroom to grab some laundery and the fucking cat was on my bed
and just pulled his head out of his ass and looked at me...
looked at me as if
" excuse me....... i have business to do..."
and walked out ahahha

WHAT YOU WOULD RATHER BE CALLED :
babe or baby : baby
sweetie or honey : sweetie
darling or dear : darling

THE CAN'S :
can you blow a bubble with your gum?: yes
can you do a cart wheel ? chyup chyup
can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth ? i have only tried when i am drunk...almost
can you touch your toes ? heels
can you whistle ? never during the night
can you do the splits ? used to be able...i am getting old
can you wiggle your ears ? only when i raise my eyebrows as well
can you wiggle your nose ? only make my noistrils bigger and smaller

THE DID'S :
did you ever get into a fist fight ? halfly
did you ever run away from home ? sort of
did you ever want to be a doctor? for a sec then i just wanted to play
did you ever want to be a fire fighter ? OOOHHH hells yes

THE DO'S :
do you believe in God ? a creator
do you know how to swim ? certainly
do you like roller coasters ? HHHEEELLSSSS YESSS
do you miss someone right now ? doesnt everyone?
do you have a bike ? a bicycle.... i hope one day a motorcycles
do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? hells yess gooossh

THE HAVES :
have you ever asked someone out ? sort of hahha
have you ever been asked out by someone ? yeps
have you ever been to the ocean ? a couple of times
have you ever gone fishing ? i am from ontario
have you ever painted your nails ? of course, can do it myself, and they look good
have you ever gone skinny dipping ? yess and its a blast you feel so free
have you ever had a mud fight ? hahah yeah ehhehe brennon

THE WHATS :
what is the temperature outside? i think its 13 degrees
what radio station do you listen to? in calgary i i listened to the X
what was the last restaurant you ate at? i think boston pizza
what was the last thing you bought? INVADERS ZIM : the complete invasion
what was the last thing you had to drink ? alcohol: can of kokanee non: grape duice
what was the last thing on tv you watched ? still watching invaders zim

THE WHOS :
who is your current crush? tehe you wont know
who was the last person you took a picture of ? i think it was my little brother
who was the last person to leave you a comment ? crisco
who was the last person you said i love you to? i dont knows

CRYING SECTION
ever really cried your heart out ? maybeh
ever cried yourself to sleep ? maybeh
ever cried on your friends shoulder ? i dont think so
ever cried over the opposite sex ? hahah no.................
do you cry when you get an injury ? scream fuck and laugh at it
do certain songs make you cry ? no but i think of past
who was the last person to make you cry? an ex

LOVE SECTION :
how long ago did you start crushing ? first time i talked to her, but long distance...prob not work
how many times have you had your heart broken ? quite a few
have you ever loved someone so much that you would die for them ? when i say "i love you" i would do anything
has anyone besides your friends and family ever said " i love you " to you ? yes

SELF ESTEEM SECTION :
is your self-esteem extremely low ? sort of kinda really
do you believe in yourself ? somtimes
do you wish you can be someone else ? never

THIS OR THAT :
rock or rap : meow
coffee or hot cocoa : CCCOOOFFFFFEEEEEE
wild night out or romantic night : romantic
chocolate or vanilla ice cream: chocolate but vanilla for smell
hummer or sports car : FUCKING JEEP
bracelet or necklace : necklace
history or science : both
sleep in or early to rise : lately sleep in but i love waking up and watching the sunrise
beach or boardwalk : beach
hoodie or tee shirt : hoodies
night or day : night sillies
love at first sight or learn to love : love at first sight, talk, meeting

HAVE YOU EVER :
kissed the same sex ? if i did i was too drunk to remember
hugged someone ? of course who the fuck hasnt....sorry if someone gets offended
been on the phone until the sun came up ? yeppers
laughed so hard you peed in your pants ? close to actually
laughed so hard you cried ? heheh yeah
got into a fight with someone ? aviod at all costs but yeah

CURRENT :
current mood : tired bored heartsick happy
current music: last band i listened to was Aperfectcirlce
current hair style : i like to have my hair gelled down
current crush : is pretty, cute, alike me, and really caring
current thing i thought to be doing : get another coffee and perhaps have a smoke
windows open : ?
current desktop picture : i dont really know
current dating status : single
current piercings : lebret, eyebrow, nipples and i want snakebites, prince albert, other eyebrow, throat ( just above collar bone) and maybe a corset down the back of my neck
current amount of money you have on you right now : ithink about 200???

THIS OR THAT :
kissing on the bed or kissing in the rain: rain
hugs or kisses : both
watching a scary movie or a funny one : neh depends
holding hands or being held : both are wicked
kissed on the neck or cheek : bot are gooder
smile or eyes : ilike eyes moreerer

i love finding little quizzes to steal

i love finding little quizzes to steal

i am going to write ............ BLAH

so me and my little brother are talking
and he says to me
"hey your socks are untied "tehe
then tie up your boxers they are coming down hahehe
the i said....
you know how i know your gay your boxers say i love gerbals on the ass
heheheh
well you would laugh to if you were here

so it has been a long time since i was watching ze movie
"love actually"
last time i was depressed and really fucking drunk....
(i had seen the movie before and then decided to watch it haha aawwww
but anyways)
i bought it today, i am sober,
and a sang the love songer thing at the top of my lungs happily and purposly off key just a little while ago
i think i have made some progress

All my friends got flowers in their eyes
But I got none this season
All of the last years blooms have gone and died
Time doesn't give a reason
Hey baby, do you ask yourself sometimes
What you need to be forgiven?
Everything that you've ever done wrong
Is the reason that I'm driven
Straight to tears

Waiting here for you
Wanting to tell you
How I get my ends and my beginnings mixed up too
Just the way you do
Thought if I told you
You might want to stay for just another day or two

Waiting for the trains that just never come
Beginning to believe in
The disappearing nature of the people we have been
We have begun to change into the worst kind of people
So unkind
Oh apologies, no apologies, this apology
Doesn't describe the way it feels to feel for you

Waiting here for you
Wanting to tell you
How I find myself slowly disappearing too
Just the way you do
I thought if I told you
You might want to help me to remain with you

I just wanna stay for a little while
I wanna stay for a little while

Ah come on
Ah come on
Ah come on

Cause there's a night life falling down on me
I just feel like a change
Beneath the sun in the summer,
A sea of flowers won't bloom without the rain
But oh, this desert life, this high life
Here at the dying end of the day
I wasn't made for this scene baby
But I was made in this scene
And baby it's just my way
I don't wanna go home alone, I wanna come on home to you

Waiting here for you
Wanting to tell you
How I line my sky with all the silver I can use
Just the way you do
Thought if I told you
You might want to stay for just another day or two

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all that i have loved
losing them,
disguised in smiles
and laughter
pain
has never left me
i had let my heart
run wild!
believing, trusting
everything i was
led to
i was lover, sweety
baby
may have been
sincereat one
point of time
but as you can see
it was the climax
now afraid to love
feel
incase to lose
it all again
never to see
and exist
in memories

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