Bitches be crazy-
Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people

Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.

Havnt been on for a while x) new profile FTW!

scene
you know what sXe and hXc actually mean
you have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and pokemon
you like jeffree starr
people have called you scene before
you have a mirror pic
you listen to a band that most people have never heard of
you enjoy going to shows
you only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music
your hair is multicolored
you accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows
fashion is one of the most important things that define you
you mosh
you often mix vintage with modern
all of your friends are scene
you enjoy photography

prep
you pop the collar LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
you wont go near the goths
you own at least one thing from a designer store
you are squeamish
people have called you preppy before
you never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
you know who LC is
you watch shows like the OC
one favorite stores are abercrombie & fitch or american eagle outfitters
you`re afraid to set foot into hot topic
you carry a purse when ever you go out
you will not take alcohol straight up
you need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready
you do not leave the house without make up
you are content overall with how your life is going
you constantly text

overachiever
you participated in a lot of extracurricular activities
you had a part-time job
you have gotten straight A`s
you are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes
you do not procrastinate
you have scored a 5 on an AP test
you do not have very much down time
you are very organized
you always have a thousands of things going on at once
you aspire to get into an ivy league school
in your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions
you are on student council
you are/were the class president
you are/were a class officer
you are/were the salutatorian for your class
you are/were the valedictorian for your class
people have told you that you didn`t have a life
you are getting/have already received the IB Diploma
you cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything

slacker
your grades were slipping
you always wait until the last minute to do big projects
you do a lot of things half-assed
you are an overall procrastinator
you tend to do your homework when you`re watching TV
it takes you ages to turn your job applications in
you are often late to school/work
you don`t turn in a lot of your work
you spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on facebook when you could be doing something more productive
you sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer
you could walk, but you`ll just drive
you have fallen asleep during class before
friends have called you lazy
life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel
when you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up
you have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting
you have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before

goth
your wardrobe consists of mostly black things
when you have the money, you shop at hot topic
you think tattoos are hot
you think odd piercings are hot
you don`t get along with your parents
you have wanted to dye or dyed your hair an exotic color
sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death
you like to write dark poetry
you have a pair of oversized black pants
at one point in your life, you liked foamy happy bunny, emily the strange, and the happy tree friends
you listen to grunge
you have had a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps
you will only date other goths
you don`t really give a shit what people think about you
you like black makeup & nail polish best

nerd
you actually study for tests and quizzes
you have had straight A`s
you haven`t had any luck with the opposite sex
you are into WoW, magic cards, and halo
you overanalyze jokes to the point where they aren`t funny anymore
your mom buys your clothes for you
you actually answer the questions in class
you sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience
you miss school during the summer
you wear your pants at your waist
you prefer sweatpants to jeans
you have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it
you let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed
you`ve noticed/fixed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey
people cheat off you on tests
your parents pack your lunch for you every day
you wear/should be wearing glasses

gangsta
you actually are black
you know who the bloods and the crips are
you actually grew up in the ghetto
you can freestyle
you drive down the street blaring your music
your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts
you can break dance
you say nigga too much
you talk too fast for people to understand you
you are pretty chill with life
you wear your jeans oversized and below your ass
old school rap is the best
you know that tupac will never die
you wear bling
you have/want a custom grill
you have custom rims on your tires
you are actually in a gang
you are always big pimpin`

emo
you often have trouble convincing people that you aren`t emo
you comb your hair over one of your eyes
you flip your hair
you have dark-rimmed glasses
if you`re a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight
you dont really smile too often
you blog often
you never smile in pictures
you own a lot of band t-shirts
you go to a lot of shows
you only go for emo/scene boys and girls
it doesnt take very much to make you cry
you`ve worn black eyeliner before
you own a bandana which you wear in your hair
you have dark hair

skater
you own a skateboard
you have been skateboarding since you were in grade school
you have gotten many injuries from skateboarding
you know that world industries and burton arent just clothing lines
you have TP`d somebodys house before
you have been yelled at for loitering
you have gotten in trouble with the cops
you listen to punk rock
girls/guys on skateboards are hot
you own/ed "skater" shoes
you watch MTV2, not MTV
***fuck school, lets do crazy shit
you have watched the X games
you know that there are other pro skaters out there besides tony hawk
you pretty much live at the skate park
hygene does not concern you

hippie
you own a tie dye shirt
you smoke d/smoke weed
you own more concert bootlegs than actual band CD`s
you wear sandals
make love, not war at least love gives you babies
you give the peace sign too much for your own good
people have called you a hippie before
you love nature, trees, etc.
that long hair you have... you wash it less than 5 times a week
you own more jewelry than most girls
speaking of jewelry, you own more than 4 hemp necklaces
you have `dana pride too.. just not for emo`s

rocker
you consider extremely ripped jeans and sleeveless shirts fashionable
you've been to, or are planning on going to more rock concerts than you can count
you can never have enough 80`s pop metal

1. Copy and paste in your blog.
2. BOLD anything true.
3. Leave plain anything untrue.

I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I have glasses.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My parents are divorced.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I've had children.
I've lost a child.
I'm in school.
I have a job.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I've been on the Honour Roll.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.
I've been fired.
I've skipped school.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've peed from laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
I was born with a disease.
I've gotten stitches.
I've "fractured" a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I've had surgery.
I've had chicken pox.
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've gotten lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've been an abuse victim.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank 2 litres of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car. - KINDA .
I've been snowboarding.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the northern lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played Chicken or Go.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of commitment.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I believe long distance relationships work.
I am a cuddler.
I love to flirt.
I've accidentally flashed someone.
I've purposefully flashed someone.
I've bitten someone.
I've been bitten.
I've slept with a co-worker.
I am a good liar.
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I've snuck out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've ran a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've been in trouble with the principal.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
I regularly drink.
I've passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've smoked more then 5 times.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I'm a ex-stoner.
I've snorted cocaine.
I've eaten shrooms.
I've popped E.
I've inhaled nitrous.
I've done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
I've cried myself to sleep.
I see a therapist/councilor.
I've seen a therapist/councilor.
I hate funerals.
I'm afraid of dying.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I've planned my own suicide.
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3 player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I collect comic books.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on Ebay.
I own something from Abercrombie.
In general, I don't like people.
I'm a feminist.
I'm very outgoing.
I listen to political music.
I'm Catholic.
I'm against homosexual marriage.
My attitude is, "If you've got it, flaunt it."
I can sing okay.
I've stolen something from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily.
I watch the news.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I got someone else to pay for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.
I like being neat.
I love spam.
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I would wear pajamas to school.
I know how to shoot a gun.
I think I love someone.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts. -spirits
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I like white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

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ALL YOU GIRLS ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

Do you straighten your hair?
All the time

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
Barely

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
Yes ooh yes

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Youu know it

Would you leave the house without makeup?
Sometimes

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping?
5, depending on what Im shopping for

Is there something you want to say to someone ?
Not really..

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
Newp

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Five minuets, no way Im waking up any earlier then I have to

What does your hair look like ?
Straight, plain

Do you like skater boys?
Fuck no

Is pink the best color in the world?
No..

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
No

Do you dress up too much for holidays?
Not too much

Do you like to wear dresses?
Dependes on the occasion

LAYER ONE ; ON THE OUTSIDE

Name ; Kylene
Birth date;May 30
Current Location : Home
Hair Color ; Brown
Righty or Lefty : Righty
Zodiac Sign ; Gemini

LAYER TWO ;
Your weakness; Love
Your perfect pizza ; Chesse =]
Goal you'd like to achieve; Not turn out like my mom

LAYER THREE ; YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your thoughts first waking up ; Go back to bed
Your best physical feature ; Eyes
Your bedtime ; Whenever I pass out
Your most missed memory ;N/a

LAYER FOUR ; YOUR PICK
Single or group dates ; What the hell does that even mean
Adidas or Nike ; Eww.
Lipton Tea or Nestea ; Nestea
Chocolate or vanilla ; Vanilla
Hot chocolate or coffee ; Coffee

LAYER FIVE ;
Want to get married ; Later on
Believe in yourself ; Um.
Think you're a health freak ; Newp


LAYER SIX ; IN THE PAST MONTH
Gone to the mall ; Obvs
Been on stage ; Does the one at school count?
Been Skating : Newp. Clutzy
Dyed your hair ; Newp
Went water Skiing : Newp

LAYER SEVEN ; GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married ; Whenever, later tho.
What do you want to be when your older ; Artist, maybe tattoo artist

LAYER EIGHT; FRIENDS
Friends you trust the most ; Kathie

LAYER NINE ; WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 MINUTE AGO ; Zoo world
1 HOUR AGO; WoW

LAYER TEN : FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE ; Good times
I FEEL ; Meh..
I HATE ; Drama
I HIDE ; Feelings
I NEED ; Air

TEN ARE YOUS
2. Are you happy - Maybe yes maybe no
3. Are you bored - Kinda
5. Are you Italian - Newp
6. Are you pregnant - Hope not
8. Are you nice - Kinda
9. Are you Irish - Newp
10. Are you Asian - Newp

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
2. Do you believe in love at first sight - No
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally - Yep
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart- Yea...
6. Have you ever had your heart broken - These are stupid questions
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them - No
8. Are you afraid of commitment - No
9. Who was the last person you hugged - Rowan
10. Who was the last person you said I love you to - Rowan

TEN THIS OR THAT
1. Love or lust - Love
3. Cats or dogs - Felines
4. A few best friends or any regular friends - True few
5. Television or internet - Internet
7. Wild night out or romantic night in - Both
8. Money or Happiness - Happiness
9. Night or day - Night
10. IM or phone - Phone

TEN HAVE YOU EVER -
1. Been caught sneaking out - I dont need to sneak out
3. Done something you regret - Times a million.
4. Bungee jumped - Newp
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker - God, no lol
9. Cried because you lost a pet - Yeah
10. Wanted to disappear - Yea

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER
1. Smile or eyes - Smile
2. Light or dark hair - Dark
3. Hugs or kisses - Kisses
4. Shorter or taller - Taller
5. Intelligence or attraction - Both
7. Funny or serious - Funny
9. Outgoing or quiet - Outgoing
10. Sweet or Bad Ass - Either way

HAVE YOUS
1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd - Yeah
5. Ever been on a cheerleading team - ...Yeah..
8. Ever been in a drama play/production - No.
9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley?- No?
10. Ever been in a rap video? - No lol gag

How important is love in your life?
Important

Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
Everyones, that'd be pree awesome =]

What is your favorite kind of candy?-
Fuzzy peaces

What is your favorite thing about the beach?
Sun and swimming

Are you really happy or are you just saying that?
This is a stupid question

If you were kicked out of your current residence who would you call?
Kathie

Do you think relationships are hard?
Sometimes

Does it take a lot to make you cry?
It takes mental break down for anything to come out

Is there anyone you wish you were hanging out with right now?
Eh.

What is your favorite color shirt to wear?
Black..Usually

Do you like hugs?
Yes

Can you cook harder things than spaghetti, pancakes, and macaroni?
Yeah

Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Yep

Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Yeah

Do you like cuddling?
Yeah

Do you talk to the person you like?
Yeh obvs

Has anyone told you that they loved you lately?
Yeah

When was the last time you were told you were cute?
Today

Spell your last name backwards:
eloc..

What are you doing right now?
Um this. Obvs

What is the closest object to you?
Big gulp

Do you talk to yourself?
Occasionally

Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Lol..shhhhh
Who knows a secret or two about you?
A few ppl

How long is your hair?
Middle-ish length

How much money do you have?
I unno

Would you consider yourself spoiled?
Kinda

Do you swear at your parents?
Not at them. Well sometimes

When was the last time you lied?
The last mistake I made

When was the last time you cried? why?
Stupid question

Is your birthday on a holiday?
No
Last thing you cooked today?
Notthin
Did you have a nap today?
Pshno I wish

What are you listening to?
That annoying jazz music on the simpsons disk menu

Why is the sky blue?
Because violet and blue are the shortest wavelengths. But our eyes are more sensitive to blue light than violet light, so we see blue

What do you do when you first wake up?
Get up, go back to sleep. Get clothes ready, go back to bed again then get ready

What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey

Where is it from?
Iunno

If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first?
Not sure. Dope?

What's your greatest fear in life?
Being forced into something I dont approve of

Do you have a best friend?
Yeah

Can money buy happiness?
No

Who was the last person to see you cry?
Myself

Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Yeh.

Do you think you would be a good parent?
Maybe

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a serious conversation with?
Rowan

Do you miss anyone?
Yeh

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
A little

How did you sleep last night?
Fine

What was the first thing you did this morning?
Put on jeans

Do you like your bed?
Yeh

Does your favorite song have a meaning?
I guess

When was the last time something bothered you?
I unno. UGG

Are you going to see someone this weekend, that you haven't seen in a long time?
No

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yeep
What are you looking forward to?
The weekend

What is in your pockets?
No pockets!!!!