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SOBERNESS IS OUR KRYPTONITE!!...
So anywhere you go...make sure you have a couple drinks to keep you on the road. 
Farmboy!! Dirtbiker! what else do you need
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ALL COUNTRYBOY!!
BASICS
| Height: | 164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6") |
| Weight: | 60 Kg - 64 Kg (131 lbs - 140 lbs) |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single |
| Location: | Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 11:01pm | Jul 06, '05 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Magazines, Newspapers |
| Movies: | Comedy, Teen |
| Art: | Body Art, DJing, Photography |
| Animals/Pets: | Dogs, Farm Animals, Fish |
| Cars: | Audio, Imports, Tuning |
| Music: | Classic Rock, Country, Drum & Bass, Metal, New Wave, Rap, Rock, Techno |
| Sports: | Badminton, Curling, Golf, Hockey, Motocross |
| Activities: | Clubbing, Cooking, Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards |
| Outdoor: | Hunting |
| Computers: | Instant Messaging |
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JOHN DEERE!!!
GO_GREEN!
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CANADIAN!
CANADIAN!
My Dream: Having a huge fight in a pool filled with girls and jello-Shooters!
COLT 45...BEST SONG!!
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
everyone just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)
Say colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hongkong. So roll roll roll my joints pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin' on datin rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy)cabby will.
well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it East Side Palmdale (well)
when the Afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale(hell)
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when i met a little girl name Jan
i let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro
then i fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker wooped my ass all night
but i aint mad at a prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin on datin rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will
I met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
dont be amazed with at stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangoroo
see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
lips where breakfest
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawian punch
met kernal sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
I met Dolly (pardon)Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennessee
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that ass and said yes ms. daisy
i met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again
met a real black girl down in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of Mexico
fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortila
i wanna get married but i cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported
[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech ching Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to come
Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he start beatin' on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now its soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
[CHORUS 'til it fades
said colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that...
Dedicated to Anna
By Nolan and Brice
By Nolan and Brice
John John the leprechaun
Went to school with no clothes on
Became a rapper, made a song
Went to Tennessee to play ping-pong
We made this poem to show Mrs. Wong.
The Russian rocket made a sin
By hitting Anna in the chin
He went to the loony bin
And ended up with no money in his tin
Because after all he hit Anna in the chin.
Went to school with no clothes on
Became a rapper, made a song
Went to Tennessee to play ping-pong
We made this poem to show Mrs. Wong.
The Russian rocket made a sin
By hitting Anna in the chin
He went to the loony bin
And ended up with no money in his tin
Because after all he hit Anna in the chin.
Good times 
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FLAMES GO
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All summer...SSSSSWING AWAY!!
COUNTRY= MY KIND OF MUSIC!!
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Computer games don't affect kids;
I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music
I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music
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The 90's
If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this
Anybody under the age of 14 should not read this its a waste.
Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze, then the banni
If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this
Anybody under the age of 14 should not read this its a waste.
Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze, then the banni