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BASICS
| Height: | 174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10") |
| Weight: | 78 Kg - 82 Kg (171 lbs - 180 lbs) |
| Birthday: | April 08, 1992 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 11:09pm | Aug 29, '07 |
| Profile Updated: | 02:15pm | Dec 17, '09 |
| Last Active: | 10:59pm | Apr 18, '11 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Magazines |
| Movies: | Action, Comedy, Horror, Romantic Comedies, Spy/Political Thrillers, Tearjerkers |
| Art: | Cartooning, Drawing, Clothing design |
| Animals/Pets: | Cats, Dogs |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Sports |
| Cars: | Audio, Car Clubs, Domestic, Drag Racing, Modifications, Rally, Tuning, Classics, Motorbikes |
| Music: | Classic Rock, Drum & Bass, Hip-Hop, Acoustic |
| Sports: | Basketball, BMX, Body Building, Fishing, Golf, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Skiing, Swimming, Volleyball, Weight lifting, Snowmobiling |
| Activities: | Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Raving, Flailing |
| Musical Instruments: | Acoustic guitar |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Exploring, Suntanning, Traveling |
| Computers: | Chatrooms/IRC, E-mail, Gaming, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net |
WHATS UP
UNTITLED
Butcher's Pussy
One day, a man comes home from work and greets his wife. Upon seeing him, she asks for $20 to buy meat for dinner.
He leads her to a mirror, holds up the $20 bill and says to her, "Honey, the $20 in the mirror is yours. The other belongs to me."
Satisfied with his "ingenious" remark, he sits back and the incident is forgotten.
The next day, he comes home and greets his wife.
When he goes in the dining room, the table is laden with meats and delicious foods.
Shaken, he asks his wife where she got the money.
She leads him to the same mirror and lifts up her skirt. "See that pussy in the mirror? That one belongs to you. The other belongs to the butcher."
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic!!!!!
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One day, a man comes home from work and greets his wife. Upon seeing him, she asks for $20 to buy meat for dinner.
He leads her to a mirror, holds up the $20 bill and says to her, "Honey, the $20 in the mirror is yours. The other belongs to me."
Satisfied with his "ingenious" remark, he sits back and the incident is forgotten.
The next day, he comes home and greets his wife.
When he goes in the dining room, the table is laden with meats and delicious foods.
Shaken, he asks his wife where she got the money.
She leads him to the same mirror and lifts up her skirt. "See that pussy in the mirror? That one belongs to you. The other belongs to the butcher."
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic!!!!!
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_++88_____Homie____+880________
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