im not really smart, but im not stupid. I like to hang out with my friends, you know who you are. I LOVE to play guitar. TWO BIG DOGS! one black, one blond..im a tad bit of a nerd...lolz all my friends can vouch for that :P. ahaha and i truly live in ST.ALBERT, ALBERTA, CANADA. not norway lol.

GONE TO CASTLEGAR, BRITISH COLUMBIA, UNTIL FEBRUARY 1st 2007
WILL BE BACK TO VISIT WHENEVER I CAN. LOVE YOU ALL

ALSO>>>>>>>>>>>..
apparently some things do work out for me, fancy that. well my hair looks good now in my opinion anyways. its dark brown with blonde streaks. .

THIS IS FOR SARA CARDINAL!!! < ps. she has all the artistic ability
Consuelo The Rainjacket

Wear your rainjacket
Before it wears you
And if it does then its too late!
Cause it will never let go!!
You'll be stuck in the rain jacket
For the rest of your life...
*Woah rainjacket woaaah rain jacket*

I was wearing my rainjacket
Just the other day
Then the wind came and blew it away
And when i finally got it back
It was wearing me on its baccccckkk!!
IT WAS YELLOW
AND ITS NAME WAS CONSUELOOOO!!

By: Danni and Sara

Bump in a Tree

Well I was walking
Through the 100 acre woods
And to my surprise...
There was a bump sitting there..
WITHOUT a tree
And its name was Lee
And it made me very happy
too see..
The bump dancing

The bump was dancing..
Like it was on broadway
Then it started my way.

AND I WAS AFRAID!!!
I didn't know what to do
What would you do..
If the bump was COMING FOR YOU

Would you run away?
Would you scream and cry?
Would you drool excessively
orr...would you hide?

Well whatever you're gonna do
You better do it soon
CUZ ITS AFTER YOU!




this is Dani :):D:)


Things For Guys ta Know about Chicks
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, its because she needs you
When a GIRL says I love you, She means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that

Me, Stew, and Michelle

i like music, friends, my many guy friends, gum...im running out of things to say...sleeping...bowling (havent played in forever and i suck..but oh well),football, lazertag, videogames ((once again im horrible at them but meh)), and wheelchair basketball, which btw is amazingly fun. i like movies, for instance, road trip, dodgeball, EUROTRIP, spider man 1 and 2. the punisher, and more..i just dont remember them. i also like yelling at random ppl when im walking. me and tonia are the best at it. i am a curious person!! dont start telling me something if you dont intend on finishing it, im persistent :D. Humor is what keeps me going, and its HILARIOUS when ppl do stupid shit, like rick when he jumped over a fence and landed on his head last halloween. or me when i see my sister standing over me after i've had a little to much to drink and i ask her who the fuck she is. ALSO just to let you know, any picture I have on here is not to entise or attract men to me, or my page. running around drunk with tine screaming about downer amoebas and making fun of people with unibrows.









COUNNNNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scissor sisters
metallica ((old stuff))
ten second epic
stabilo
last goodbye
system of a down
keith urban
toby keith
montgomery gentry
tim mcgraw
ray charles
johnny cash
korn
millencolin
linkin park
pink floyd
guns and roses
supertramp
brother voodoo
hidden in plain view
smorgasbord
embition
taking back sunday
the used
led zeppelin
megadeth
ac/dc
queen
driver
led zeppelin
iron maiden
the format
the ramones
halieghs music is effing CRazAY awesome!
jump for charlie
the richardsons
the southerns
etc!

I really hate going to school, it starts too early and ends too late. I only like going so i can socialize. I hate shitty movies. I HATE SUMMER SCHOOL! i HATE HATE HATE having to walk 16 km through pouring rain, and deep puddles with buffalo **** in them. i hate....hmm..thats it i guess. i hate ppl who dont act like themselves, dont stick up for themselves, compromise their way of life or style for others, and ppl who make fun of other ppl honestly, grow the eff up.

I REALLY HATE PPL WHO THINK THEY ARE BLACK BUT THEY ARENT

I ALSO HATE WHEN PPL TURN OUT TO BE EXACTLY WHAT U THOUGHT THEY WERE.

You know what song perfectly describes how i feel about you? *Since you been gone* -Kelly Clarkson-

"Men are men, and only men. Even the wisest of men must fail. Pride, foolishness and daring are traps into which evan Adam fell. To our honor, to our sorrow" - Not wanted on the journey
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this is not part of my dislikes.

I was walking in the desert you know picking some mushrooms (obviously) when a huge sandstorm came out of nowhere. When the air cleared and i shook all the sand off me, there was a ginormous space ship looking thingy. I was like "sweet, exploring time!" and i went inside. It was pretty cold inside and on a table i saw like a million mushrooms and iw as like "FREAKING ALIEN BASTARDS! NO WONDER I COULDNT FIND ANY MUSHROOMS! DAMN." and then this giant pink mushroom with a crown on his head walks towards me and asks what im doing on his ship. i dont asnwer....i stuff the mushrooms in my bag and book it off the ship. this fat mushroom dude started chasing me and shooting large amounts of red koolaid powder at me. im like "what the heck...hows red koolaid gonna do anything to me? stupid intergalactic king guy."
im totally out of breath when i cross the border into Russia. what a far run, holy crap. so sweet, im gonna sit down and make some mushroom and cheese pizza, what a wicked day. pretty sure i lost like 50% of my body fat just from all that running. After im done my pizza i look in the mirror b4 going to bed. "HOLY CRAP IM RIPPED! sick im like those chicks who do body building. shit i better start sitting around eating grease..." the next day my door bell rings, im like "sweet vistors!" and when i open the door, its freaking Rasputin. w t f. hes like "so i heard u escaped the rath of Consuelo the king of Shrooms, all of us are pretty impressed. im the president of the Order of unsung heroes...and we would like you to join." im like holy shit this is rasputin...like damn hahahahaha "can you sing that song for me....you know ra-ra-rasputin..lover of the russian queen " hes like "yeaaaah....no"
So me and Rasputin head over to Chucky Cheeze and when we get there I see Ivan the Terrible, Roadrunner, Wil E. Coyote, Marvin the Martian, Sylvester, Hitler, etc. I'm like "woah screw that" and i turn around to leave. Roadrunner runs and blocks the door, Coyote traps me with an acme net and marvin the martian uses "add water" martians to guard me. I'm thrown into one of those things filled with balls (lets call it a fun room !yay!) Every once in awhile I get some halloween candy. I'm like "Rasputin you suck!! now you MOST definetly have to sing" Off he goes in all of his "American Idol" splendor. Everyone drops to the ground deafened by supersonic sound waves. I'm danni, so obviously it doesnt phase me :). Off I go, taking Roadrunner with me, cuz hes pretty much really sweet. I then write a book about my adventures ( you're reading it right now. SO COOL hahahahahaha)

(Written by me)