The one I call beautiful instead of hot.
Who I call back if you hang up on me.
Who I stay awake with just to watch you sleep.
The one who's forehead I kiss.
The one I show off to the world.
Who's hand I hold in front of my friends.
Who I think is just as pretty without make-up on.
The one who constantly remind me of how much you care, and how lucky I am to have you.
The one who, when you come into view, I say, "that's her...."
ABOUT JAMES
I'm not religious, but I'm not faithless.
I'm not a virgin, but I'm not a player.
I'm not mature, but I'm not a little boy.
I'm not gay, but I'm not arrogant.
I'm not the guy in the corner, but I'm not a show off.
I'm not mellow, but I'm not insane.
I'm not a hard core partier, but I'm not anti-social
I'm not self-conscious, but I'm not cocky.
If you don't like it, I don't care!
- -TO ALL MY FRIENDS- -
JC - You're the brother I never had. DUDE, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!
Jason - COCK! Dude, we got some MAD stories - "Sorry, mate" "They think I'm sane"
Jarrett - SPIDERMAN is better!!!
Brendan - What can I say? You showed me so much. I showed you FCP, haha.
J M - Miss ya man, I hope you're having a blast wherever you are.
Dan - Miss ya man! Nucci, take care of him!
And a big shout out to A WALLY BUNCH!! - Kylan, Jeremy, Mike, Jesse, Jason, Joel, Dave, Brendan, Trevor, Angie.
Margaret - You are 1 in a million! STOP HAVING THINGS IN COMMON WITH ME!! lol
Kirsten - I hate you, because you introduced me to Marble Slab. I luv ya, cause you rock!
Heidi - YOU FUCKING ROCK!!
Jennifer - You've been with me forever!
Krissy - I LOVE YOU KRISSY!
Anyone I missed, I apologize in advance, and let me know...Cheers
If you've made it this far, congrats! Now brace yourself because it says, "About James", and there's a lot to know. Here we go...
I have many sides, quick in thought and action, clever with words, skillful at handling others, and brimful of new ideas. I usually want more than one of everything-jobs, hobbies, careers, interests, you name it. My favourite word is "Variety". Usually, this means I leave a trail of un-finished tasks. I like writing notes, chatting with strangers, surfing the net, tossing off emails. I love to talk to people, and people usually open up to me like a flower. (Corny, I know, but true).
Amusing, versatile, and witty, I'm the best friend that lifts people out of their palavas. (Brit. term for 'problem'). Yes, I'm 100% British-Canadian. "Britadian" as I call it. In almost any situation, I can be as charming as I want to be-with a little extra thrown in.
Routine and monotony are two things I dread, and I will avoid them like the plague. Change is my keyword, and what I value most is freedom. It's more about the journey rather than the destination, I feel. I love to explore new territory. Inquisitive and imaginative, I am open to a different way of looking at things.
I react instantly to new things, but tend to have a nervous temperament. I like to perform, using my wit and intelligence to move to centre stage. I love to gossip, mainly because I get to find out all sorts of interesting things. I like to know a little about everything.
"He is the most interesting and amusing guy. He has an amazing talent with words and a sense of humour. I trust his judgments about emotional matters. I know he'll jump in to help whenever anyone asks. Only a few people who are really close to him know he can be moody and discouraged. When crossed, he can be sarcastic, which makes some people think he's arrogant." -JC Raines.
I'm your average kid. Nothing special, not a rocket scientist, not a bum on the street. I enjoy intellectual conversations with a glass of great wine, or complete utter nonsense with a sprinkle of Baileys, depending on my mood. Although I try to have fun at all costs, when it manages to track me down, I can just lay on the couch, and watch a movie. I have morals, and sense, and if you think that makes me a loser, then so be it. I use the term 'friends' very exclusively. The friends I have, I will have forever. I have goals, and ambitions, and I'm making them happen. My family is my life. My charisma and persona is my success. I have many sides. I can be charming and professional, or laid back and sarcastic. I am a fun loving guy who has everything he needs. My role models range from comedians to patriots. I am a Gemini and proud of it!
I have several hobbies and interests. I collect �Zippo� lighters and novelty ties.
I have had many pets. My cat 'Rufus' is the bomb! I NEED to travel. I can't stand staying in one place too long. I am sincere -- and this reserved, loner-like quality is part of my appeal. I am especially open, but fussy about my personal space, as well as my workspace. I get nervous when others look at my unfinished work, and am quite protective of my methods of doing things. I take pride in the little things I do, even though, in a broader sense, I can be rather self-effacing and self-critical. However, I'm well-respected and valued in my circle of friends for my loyalty, generosity, and excellent powers of observation. I often confuse people when my blunt humour is mistaken for offense. The surprising part is that, although knowledgeable, I don't always get my hands dirty. My willingness to explore is often kept at the intellectual level. I am attracted to nondescript people who have largely gone unnoticed. To win me over, one has to be genuine, NOT ostentatious. (like his cat, Rufus).
Quirks.
*I wear no shirts in the rain.*
*I can be really blunt*
*I'm 'oddly' lactose intolerant. I can drink milk, and eat ice cream, but not pizza or most milkshakes.*
*I have really red lips.*
*I love to watch CSI...like every day.*
*I eat cheezies, but not cheetos.*
*I am 'the man of 1000 voices' .*
*I wear pajama pants under my jeans as often as I can. I'm probably wearing them now.*
*I'll only eat meat if it wasn't....no, I really only eat meat.*
*My eyes turn black when I cry or extremely Mad.*
*I am terrified of jellyfish*
*I am the "Jack-Of-All-Trades"
*I run like an idiot.*
*I don't think Angelina Jolie is super sexy.*
*I wear T-shirts over top of my long sleeve shirts.*
*I wore a kilt to a bar, and rode the mechanical bull.*
*I can't whistle*
*I say random phrases in other languages.*
*I want a tattoo of a whale on my back.*
*I was Mr. Bean for Halloween*
*I think flamingos look funny.*
*I am in love with Rowan Atkinson.*
*I make stupid faces at random people.*
Yeah, so what else? I can't think of anything else, but if you want to know, drop me a line, I'll get right back to you.