shut the Fu** up, I know how to climb a ladder... Jesus my ear

I LOVE YOU KYKY I CANT QUIT YOUUUUU




Im somewhere between a snake and a mongoose


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhyAho0MruYcheck the band video it's kinda rough but whatever

Peter: What should we write...
Robby: I want to poop back and forth.
Peter: What? What does that mean?
Robby: Like I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever.

Christine: Fu**! Fu** you! Fu** me! Fu** old people! Fu** children! Fu** peace!

Nancy: Email wouldn't even exist if it weren't for AIDS



IM A LITTLE BABY FUR!!!!!!!

bands :Louis the XIV, Cake, Molotov, The Gogol Bordelo, Floggin Molly, Fish Bone, Sublime, we are scientists, OK GO, Ima robot, And you will know us by the trail of dead, Arcade fire, basement jaxx, bedouin soundclash, black rebel motorcycle club, bloc party, the caesars, death from above 1979, fall out boy, fort minor, Hot Hot Heat, K-os, kings of leon, modest mouse, the planet smashers, radiohead, system of a down, snot, tenacious D, tin foil pheonix, the rolling stones, The Heavy feather band, LCD Soundsystem, Kanye West(he's not that bad anyone who hates bush is a friend of mine), The Raconteurs,Wilco, the go team, mstrcrft, TOOL, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Decemberist,APC,Bucket Head!


check that silverburst guitar guy off the hook



Movies:The nightmare befor christmas, beny and june, whats eating gilbert grape, and pretty much any other jonny depp movies (hes such a good actor), any Vincent Price Movie, I love all thos old style filmnoir movies. Seven (one of Brad pitts only good movie),the lord of the rings (all three), Shanghi noon and nights (both great) OH and the matrix and matrix reloded, Snowcake, Me you and everyone we know, A Scanner Darkly

TOM CRUISE IS NUTS!!!

Shows:Tthe office is sooooooo fricken funny, SpongBob Square Pants (Make fun of me if u want but it's really well done and it' salso fricken funny), C.S.I Miami (yes I like miami ok!) and las vegas,Numb3rs is goood, Grays anatomy, Full Metal Alchamist, ?Samuri Champloo? Whatever I suck at spelling ok, and... cowboy beebop (oh and those last few were anime so...ya

If you thought that religion class bugs you get a load of this. Sooo a while ago in the states in Oregon, their university board decided to start teaching creation as an alternative to evolution. Bad idea! One of the students thought that that was ridiculous. In order to prove that it was ridiculous, he created the most ridiculous creator ever… The Flying Spaghetti Monster. This God fly’s around changing scientists test results so that they can’t prove or disprove that he exists. Then all the stupid people in the world actually be came “pastafarians” ( a follower of the FSM). God people are stupid. Then some book company offered the creator of the FSM a book deal for the gospel of the FSM. So become a pirate and stop global warming!