Sexual Orientation:       A-sexual
Dating:                          It's complicated
Location:                       The doghouse

Leave your sexual orientation and relationship status empty. Name your first profile section "Basics" and write something like this:

[b]Sexual Orientation:[/b]&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp A-sexual
[b]Dating:[/b]&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp It's complicated
[b]Location:[/b] &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp The doghouse


"&nbsp" means "non breaking space" and it makes sure your "sexual orientation" and "dating" are in the right place. You may have to play around to find the right number of non breaking spaces.

This is my non-plus account, which I only use for testing.
Pretend I'm not here.