If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling 11 midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla?
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Pick the MONTH that you were born and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better...
----------JANUARY-------------------
Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. A fighter. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
----------FEBRUARY--------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
-----------------MARCH--------------------
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
------------------APRIL-------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themself and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
-----------------MAY-----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
------------JUNE-------------
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
----------------JULY--------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
------------AUGUST---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
------------SEPTEMBER---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
---------------OCTOBER-------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
---------------NOVEMBER--------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest women (Laci & Lexi) are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excell in a major event coming up sometime this month.
---------------DECEMBER---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. A hott new guy/girl will catch your eye & you will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, if you repost in the next 5 min
Like © 2004 Mike McGee
I like you the way I like wonton packed full of shrimp Like too much syrup on my pancakes (and in my beard) Like Mr. Furly enjoyed eavesdropping through kitchen doors Like blue whales like to say, "Hrrrreeeeeewhuuuuuuhhhwwoooaaauuuhh."
I like you a whole bunch of a lot You're a pocket full of awesome
I like you not unlike Aaron Neville likes his mole Like Texans like Texas Like fat kids like cake Like two likes three and four likes six (five has issues) Like tuna sandwiches like teeth Like cherry flavored Slurpees like to wash down convenience store nachos Like La-Z-Boys like Sunday afternoon asses Like Lily likes Wilson
I like you whole bunch of a lot and a little bit more You're a bottomless basket of extra crispy French fries covered in awesome sauce
I like you similar to the way pirates and frat boys like booty Like newlyweds like Holiday Inns Like bohemians, yuppies and Japanese like sushi Like David Copperfield likes performing grand scale, yet, lame-ass feats of illusion Like the U.S. Government likes performing grand scale, yet, lame-ass feats of illusion Like testicles like to hang Like homeless people and breakdancers like cardboard Like Americans like ranch dressing Like Muppets like fisting
I like you a whole bunch of a lot a whole lot more times infinity Maybe that's starting to dip into equation of love Nevertheless, I got a thing for you like magnets got it for refrigerators I'm stuck on you and I like it
I like you an official metric fuckload I think you're a body full of soul and I hope you like me back Even if it's like dust likes furniture, at least you're all over me I'm making a pledge because I guess I'm tired of meeting people who define themselves by what they don't like I just don't like that However, I do like holding you Like your pillow holds your head when you sleep Like gay, lesbian, transgender, transsexual, Irish and Mexican people hold parades Like PBS holds fundraisers Like the Earth holds the moon and the sun holds the Earth and how they'll constantly spin around each other forever...and even though that metaphor doesn't really make sense with regard to this poem because that would imply that there were three of us (which would also be awesome) You get the idea In my book you rock, and I like rocks and just because I spent an hour or so writing this down doesn't mean you have to like me back, but dammit, I would really like that
if you have over 43 you're spoiled.
[x] a cell phone
[ ] a hair straightener
[x] your own computer
[ ] your own car
[ ] good grades
total: 2
[x] chanel/dior sunglasses/glasses/gucci
[ ] burberry purse
[ ] a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] a curling iron
total:2
[ ] every fall out boy cd
[ ] something from american eagle
[ ] something from hollister
[ ] something from hot topic
[x] a pet
total: 1
[ ] some type of trophy/award
[ ] queen size bed
[x] king size bed
[x] a mini ipod (or nano) or video/mp3
[ ] a jersey from a professional team
total: 2
[x] had more than $100 at one time
[ ] monster, full throttle, amp, etc. in your fridge
[ ] something related to Green Day
[x] xanga
total: 2
[x] myspace
[x] make-up
[ ] a desk in your room
[ ] a hill in your backyard
[x] DDR (DVR)
total: 3
[] a pair of skis
[x] alarm clock
[ ] a pair of ice skates
[ ] rollerblades
[ ] treadmill
total: 1
[ ] your own phone line (not including cell phone)
[x] AIM
[x] Yahoo!
[x] MSN
[ ] ICQ
total: 3
[x] perfume/cologne
[x] bath and body works lotion
[x] necklaces & bracelets
[x] xanga?__ a journal/diary online?
[x] toothbrush
total: 5
[ ] yogurt & peaches in your fridge
[ ] x's in your screename
[ ] a birthday in september
[ ] a famous relative
[x] a relative that lives in a different state or country
total: 1
[x] a disowned relative
[ ] an electric scooter
[x] your own bathroom
[ ] your own band
[x] any rock band shirts
total: 3
[x] gamecube
[ ] a guitar
[ ] a hammock
[x] a basketball hoop
[ ] a soccer net
total: 2
[ ] a bike
[x] a mini van
[ ] a relative that lives in Florida
[ ] a vc andrews book
[x] a friend who does alcohol/drugs/smokes
total:2
[x] bad grades
[x] a locker at school
[ ] a baby
[ ] a pet chimpanzee
[ ] sparkly blue nail polish
total: 2
[ ] a "vote for pedro" tshirt/hoody
[ ] the movie "the 40 year old virgin"
[ ] a promise ring
[ ] a pool table
[ ] swimming pool
total: 0
[ ] trampoline
[x] livejournal
[x] flip flops
[ ] steve madden shoes
[ ] the sims 2
total: 2
[ ] a ping pong table
[ ] air hockey table
[x] a basement
[ ] converse
[x] construction paper
total: 2
[x] markers, crayons, etc.
[ ] coloring books
[ ] a nice singing voice
[ ] XBOX
[ ] PS2
[ ] PSP
[ ] NINTENDO DS
total: 1
[ ] some type of disease
[ ] rose red movie
[ ] wife beaters
[x] VCR/DVD
[x] a mom or a dad
[ ] an older brother(s)
total: 2
[ ] an older sister(s)
[x] a younger brother
[x] a younger sister
[ ] a sled
[ ] a lake/pond near my house
[x] friends who you love
total:3
overall : 41!
When a girl is quiet, millons of things are running through her mind.
When a girl looks down, it means she is uncomfortable.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you'll be around.
When a girl answers "im fine" after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking for your attention.
When a girl messages you everyday, she wants you to reply at least once.
When a girl says "i love you", she means it.
when a girl says "i miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that..