current love: the last train left and the next is yet to come
best friends: billyd, ana, krystal,erica jordon, nick and Alexis
worst enemies: i dont make enemies, only people not wothy of my presence
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x = done
(x ) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker/waitress
(x) been called a slut
( ) had a one night stand
( ) slept with someone you don't even know their name
(x) seen someone die
( X) shoplifted
(x ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
() snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been to Canada beeeeeeeeeeer yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x ) eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
(x) taken painkillers
(x) loved someone or miss someone
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
( x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
() cried yourself to sleep
(x ) played cops and robbers i like the part were someone gets handcuffed
() recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
() made a bonfire on the beach
(x ) crashed a party
() gone roller skating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed “penis” in class
(x) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you love them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
() had a dream that you married someone
() glued your hand to something
() got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
() worn the opposite sex/es clothes
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
() done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) picked and ate an apple
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
() are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() gone streaking
() played ding-dong-ditch
() been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
() been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
() caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) wicked and wierd
(x) slept naked
() French braided someone's hair.
( ) gone skinny dipping
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 98% who is sick of the other 2% and their no-pot pride, copy this into your profile
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War not determine who right, war determine who left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.
this is a funny joke
An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said "fuck you!"
A few minutes passed when the woman turned and said the same thing to her husband.
After about half an hour of this the old man said "I'll never understand why kids today like this oral sex so much!"
just a little wisdom
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?"
"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?"
"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."
"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"
"No, on the contrary..."
"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really."
"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"
This is why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why he never found out his best friend was banging his wife.