]Ten Reasons to date a hockey player...

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls [/color]

The 18 Hockey Commandments
1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's groin during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy team mates wife (unless thou art Mike comrie).
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the neutral zone with thy head down (especially if scott stevens is on the ice).
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against they video replay official.
10. Thou shalt not steal the puck from Chris Pronger (without getting thy wrist whacked).
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt not move thy team to North Carolina.
13. Thou shalt not make racial slurs against thine enemies, or thou shalt be suspended. However, thou canst punch thine enemies in the face and chastise them verily.
14. Thou shalt not root for the Red Wings or you shalt go to the place of eternal wailing and gnashing of teeth.
15. Thou shalt not talk on thy cell phone during a game.
16. Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
17. Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the Jumbo Tron unless thy bimbos have very large breasts.
18. Thou shalt not pick a fight with tie domi or georges laraque.



"Hockey Players"


The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Will booze at least 2 times a week and still be dedicated. Not afraid to live the dream until the are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us. We are the soul of the universe.



Inspiring Words From Tod Bertuzzi

"If beer has never touched your lips, you've never packed a lip or dropped the mitts...chances are you're not a hockey player and if you are, you're not a very good one!"