I pretty much live to play hockey.

If beer has never touched your lips, you've never packed a lip or dropped the mitts... Chances are you're not a hockey player and if you are you're not a very good one.


Ten reasons to date a hockey player.

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4.They have great stamina
5. They find the openining and get it
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Baseball players only know how to hit balls


when sticks and faces come close together your gonna lose some chicklets



The first rule - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

The 2nd rule - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

The 3rd rule - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

The 4th rule - Two guys to a fight.

The 5th rule - One fight at a time.

The 6th rule - No shirts, no shoes.

The 7th rule - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

The 8th and final rule - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight

Girls
Hockey
Chillin


JULY 1 2006 PROBABLY THE BEST NIGHT EVER. BAJWA IS A KING AMONG MEN


I play hockey for the hope icebreakers