I am 18... I live in a small town, .... 15,000 people in this town, its called Thompson. I was born and raised. My mom is german and my dad I think is english, but both were born and raised in Canada and Manitoba. I liek to hang out with my friends. I smoke, and drink but I havent done drugs before. I love all my friends and yes, I am gay.... I work at boston pizza... I love the poeple i work with, well, some of them. I am happy to work with a few of them. I am who I am, and no one can change me and I would like to thank someone for helping me realize that, cept I wont say his name, he will know who he is when he reads this. So ya, thats all I have to say....If there are any guys out there who are actually gay but dont wanna say, u can talk to me and i wont tell anyone.... so ya. If you also wanna add me to msn, my email is up there ^ ^ so just add me and we'll chat! doesnt matter guy or girl, both can add me!!:D

30 ways to make your boy smile...
1 . Tell him that he is beautiful, not sexy or hot.
2 . Hold his hand whenever you can. he loves that.
3 . Kiss him on the forehead.
4 . Leave him voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell him hes the only boy you wanna be with.
6 . When he is upset tell him how much he means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they mean the most.
8 . Call him sweety.
9 . Sing to him no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick him over all the other boys you hang out with.
11 . Write him notes. (he loves them)
12 . Introduce him to friends as your boyfriend.
13 . Play with his hair.
14 . Pick him up, tickle him and play-wrestle with him.
15 . talk to him without having to kiss him.
16 . Tell him funny jokes, tell him stupid jokes, just tell him jokes.
17 . Tell him when you miss him.
18 . Let him fall asleep in your arms.
19 . Open his car door.
20 . If he's mad at you, kiss him.
21 . Give him piggyback rides.
22 . Randomly tell him when you think he looks his best.
23 . Treat him the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
24 . Look him in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let him take as many pictures of you as he wants.
26 . Slow dance with him, even if there isn't any music playing.
27. Dont EVER ignore him, no matter who is around.
28 . Kiss him in the rain. [ A major plus ]
29. tell him EVERYTHING thats goin on in your life. he wants to know.
30 . WHEN you fall in love with him . . . Tell him

26 THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR!!

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space
hahaha i dont know who came up with that but its funny try it sometime!

JUST FOR YOU JOSHH




HOMOPHOBIA
Picture This:
You are a heterosexual person living in a homosexual world.
Downstairs your two mothers are preparing your breakfast.
There are two men holding hands on the cover of the magazine laying on the table, on the radio the announcer is talking about the latest scandal:
“A female celebrity is going out with, can you believe it, a male celebrity?!”
As you step into the school, you hear people laughing and saying things like,
“That’s so straight.”
Friends of yours are talking to you about how last weekend they were hanging out with the cutest same-sex person.
You want desperately to talk about the person of the oppostie sex that you met, but are too afraid of ridicule.
Going to one of your classes, you’re bumped into so hard you drop all your books as the voices of your peers ring with things like,
“Fuc*ing hetero!”

This just shows you a glimpse of what it’s like in the day of a homosexual. If you think homophobia is wrong, copy this into your profile.

Guys
Hanging out with friends
All my *** hags:P you know who you are
Sex..... hehe
Work when I am working with someone I liek to work with
My car

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die..

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hunger and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad cow disease is located among the millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

WHY AMERICANS DONT WANT GAYS MARRYING:


01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at
all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce
is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage
would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry
because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more
children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents
only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours,
the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why
they have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never
adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the
service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Two Poems Written just for me
Thanks Kerry

A New Feeling



At the computer...
I sit and wait
To see that face
That ever crosses my mind
Of REAL, true beauty
The kind that's found inside
And at the moment
I already knew i'd do anything
Just to be next to you

Everyday i would pray
For sumone like you
I jus wanna hold you...
treat u like no one else would
be that guy that no one else could

wen u smile
All i see is a glow
Eyes of an angel
heart of pure gold
thru my eyes
Your my perfect prince!!



So Far, Yet So Close



I know whut u may be thinking
this is more than u can take
moving to fast
or was this a mistake
to fall for sumone
so far away
but babe im asking u to stay

i dont want to come on to stong
or to weak
so many words
to describe these past few weeks
a true connection
between two boys
an emotional attraction
to fill the void

i cant get u off my mind
for u are far more intense
than any drug
my mind leaves to ponder
why has no boi has
swept u
off ur feet?
u are more precious
than thy diamond
on thy hand
still in shock
that there is no man

u want to know
the boi behind the
glizt and glamour
for i am a simple boi
who wants nothing more
than to be held
in your hands

boi ive fallen 4 u...



Tips for Women


A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts :



1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair . Women with short hair are not common targets.


2) The second thing men look for is clothing They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.

3) They also look for women on their cell phone , searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. And 8:30a.m.

5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots . Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms.

6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.

7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.

If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming .

9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.

10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.

11) If someone is coming toward you , hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

13) If someone grabs you , you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them . If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.

14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble and he's out of there.

15) When the guy puts his hands up to you , grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible!. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings , take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2.Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3.If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4.Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few! notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.

B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it! , but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors wh en they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ----This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America's Most Wanted recently when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana


KID WHO DOESNT KNOW HE IS GAY YET, LOLhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w


I liked this story, so I put it here for everyone to read, and if you are racist or homophobic, read it, and think how you would feel about this

The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and
London.

This is a true story.

A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Native American
man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.

"Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked.

"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to
a Native American man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a
repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please, " the Hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available."

The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam,
just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the Economy class.
I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there is also no seats in
the Business class. But, we still have one seat in the First class."

Before the woman could say anything, the Hostess continued: "It is not
usual for our company to permit someone from the Economy class to sit in
the First Cllass. However, given the circumstances,
the Captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to
someone so disgusting."

She turned to the Native American guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you
would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First
class."

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just
witnessed stood up and applauded.

Gay Bashers
Gay haters
Homophobes
Fake people
People who lie

PEOPLE WHO COME AND LOOK AT MY PAGE AND DONT LEAVE A COMMENT......... I KNOW WHO U ARE....hehe

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the boy who killed himself after his boyfriend died in an attack.

I am the boy who faked sick because I was afraid to see what was written on my locker today.

I am the boy who helped visciously attack his gay friend, because he didn't want his other friends to know that he had been seeing him.

I am the boy who's afraid to look another boy in the eyes, because of what he might think.

I am the boy who gave up on life because I never really knew what it was like to have one.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.