Dear incoming grade 8s...

Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful
words of advice:

- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any
higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you
look like an easy grade 8 whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in
grade 7 in elementary school.

- dont brag about the number of grads you know. The more you brag, the more
we can tell you're a grade 8.

- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid grade 8s, we don't care, we're still calling you one.

-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and
purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your
ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on
bullcrapping around just drop out you're a lost cause and your really not that
cool. people talk down about you behind your back.

- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or
coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 7th grade field trip. We've all
done it.. so don't be proud.

- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just
laugh at you.

-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to
make "a variety of friends." You will be laughed at.

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears
because you think that you're hood.

-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is
everyone's business.

-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them you have to go
meet your friends in the student parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters
just taking you home.

- You'll never be as hot as the older girls. So don't try.

- To all grade 8 guys, you can't get with the older girls.

- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk
just has grade 8 written all over you.

- Your name is "the class of 12." HAHA.. enough said.

-Don' t try to pull that stuff "Well you were a grade 8 once..." STOP! We know
that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore so shut the fuck up.

-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (&
most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

-To all the grade 8 guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why
you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your
privites is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.

Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a grade 8...for a fun-filled year
with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.


and for all the grade 8's right now, your still a grade 8 until your summer is over



Sincerely,
The Class of '08, 09, 2010, and 2011
- If you're an upperclassman, repost this.

forever and ever

my thursdays feel incomplete now

bp bj km bb sh

so once upon a time, marina met thee coolest person ever - Becky. They became "art" buddies, because there cool like that. So the teacher moved marina and becky to this table with these other kids - whos names will be kept private so their reputations will not be hurt. So they were...pretty weird. The two boys always talk about movies (considering they've prob seen almost every movie in the world ), or video games or...their dream in life. Their dream is to go to a strip club when they turn 19. But according to them this must be done in Vancouver - because its better their. So marina and becky question them about this "dream" and questioning turns into argueing. Marina and Becky "observe" the behaviour of these boyus for the next little while and come to a conclusion - the two boys are obviosuly gay. So we ask them if they are - they deny it. We say "no..we're pretty sure you are". So Marina and Becky make a bet with the boys..that if they become gay when their older...they will contact us and they both owe us $100. So we're pretty sure we'll be getting that money so we plan a roadtrip and hope the money comes soon
thee end
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that story is also 100% true...
but it doesnt end there...theres beckys half of the story
****
"so one day marina ...was working in her office drinking her cup of coffee her bff / coolest art person ever.... made for her marina and becky were talking about art and paint and all that jazz when they suddenly got a phone call the ppl on the other line told them to meet them in the alie out side there work ...well becky and marina being totaly cool and brave did it and they saw this old man in a rain jacket he gave the girls and letter in side the letter was 300$$$ the girls knew what the money was for but they remember only getting 100 each well the letter stated the boys came out of the closet and me and marina had eurned the money however poor kyra never caught the buss so she missed out and we got her 100 $ marina and becky ran to there spiffy hot car and hit the road they went everywhere .....grand canyoun ....new york,,,, london .....france ...greece and italy ...they had never had more fun in there hole life ..they finaly came home one day to relize the 300$ had last them a trip to six amazing place and they will alway remeber the fun they had teasing the boys in there art class about their sexuality .................THE END now thats an ending ahhaha"