WASSUP

Hi my name is Lee, I enjoy long walks in the park while kicking rabbits into the river

LMAO JK (About that second party anyways)

So I guess I'll stop pretending to be funny and get to the goods.
My name is Lee Saber Victor (watcha think of that middle name?). My birthday is on May 31, making me Gemini.

I consider myself fairly down to earth and reasonable, but who am I to say that, most opinions change with perspective. I really like playing sports, my top favourites being snowboarding, football, and paintball (paintball is soooo sweet and fun that I officially declare it sexy . haha dont believe me? I'll take you sometime ). I like to drink and party Who woulda thunk it? What a shocker... a teenager who likes to drink. Just to let everyone know, I am a proud member/founder of the VIRGINS FOR LIFE CLUB. hahahaha right Teo?

I LOVE MY PUPPY. And so will you, as soon as you meet him :D. I'll get a pic of him as soon as my webcam stops being such a fag lol. Speaking about stuff I like, that trent kid has a nice butt HAHA jk Trent, your ass sucks bonch. Heh I guess this is where I'll get some likes going on.

YAY!!
-Girls- .. lol obviously
-Hangin with the bros- I know I don't show it, but you guys actually mean a lot to me
-Motorcycles- 84 CB750SC Its old but it gets the job done. Come spring time I'll be sporting a new crotch rocket
-Sports-
-Music-
-Nice days-
-Driving-
-My good friend Mary Jane-
-Animals-
-Randomness-
-Thunder and Lightning storms-
-Close calls- What can I say, I like the rush
-Going crazy ultra stupid fast-
-Sitting on my lazy fat ass-
-Making people laugh-
-Intelligent conversasions-
-Imaturity- heh irrrrony lol
-Yelling stuff out of cars- HI DAD , makes me laugh everytime
-Cards-
-Poker-
-Cooking-
-Camping-
-Hunting- Haven't went lol, but I'm sure I will like it
-Physical activity-
-Talkin to cuties on nex- Leave me a mesage I don't bite... hard
-Ninjas- haha WAY too funny of a word :rofl:. Especially when combined with dual flying inverted jump kicks
-Movies-
-Cuddling- Hence why I like:
-Horror Movies- Sneaky sneaky
-Girls who are easy to talk to-
-Uhh and... other stuff.. or something-

Naturally, this is where I'd probably start talking about poopy stuff, lol. So lets do that.
Ima start with some pet peeves: compulsive liars, people who blow me off/waste me time, animal/children/women abuse and/or mistreatment, stuck up/arrogant/cocky/shit talkin people (as far as I'm concerned, as soon as you think your better than someone, you no longer are), and your average idiot (I don't care if it isn't moral, stupid people piss me off). That last one on the list is pretty much why I dislike the general public and tend to keep to myself. If you fit nicely into one of those categories, chances are we aren't going to be friends. Simple as that. Another thing that pisses me off A LOT is technology that does't work properly or efficiently :cussing:.

People who undermine my intelligece because of my age. JUST CAUSE I'M YOUNG DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW SHIT. People who expect or demand respect for whatever reason. YOU'LL GET MY RESPECT WHEN YOU EARN IT. People who paintball ANYTHING outside of a field. FUCK YOU! YOU ARE RUINING MY SPORTS REPUTATION, GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.
I hate it when people jump to conclusions. In order to jump to a conclusion you must assume, and as soon as you start assuming is when you start making mistakes.

Teh list of hates
-When people make no effort in conversation- If you make no effort, neither will I, in fact, I'll stop talking to you altogether
-When people waste my time
-Idiots in general
-Drivers- I've learnt that the road is full of people entirely too stupid to drive. It's common sense people, get with it already before you crash into me and I continue to bust balls with a shovel
-Materialistic people- Yeah, I like having stuff too, but lifes more than what you have
-Getting overshot-

Hmm how about some quotes

Love is blind

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new

Nature shows us only the tail of the lion

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind

Strength lies not in defence but in attack

1. If thou dibs object first thou gets said object when thou arrives
2. If thou is the last to dibs out, THEN GET TO WORK
3. Thou shalt not change dibs
4. If thou breaks a verbal agreement thou shalt lose dibbing power untill said agreement is fufilled
5. Thou's dibs only counts if there is a witness
6. Thou shalt not dibs what another already has
7. Thou cannot dibs other peoples belongings
8. If thou dibs an object, and then leaves it unattended, thou's object is fair game
9. If thou fucks up and describes/picks the wrong object; go suck a lemon
10. Ummm Thou shalt give me cookies

When you chill with my friends and I, these are our laws

"It happens on a random Monday coming back from an event, or late on a Sunday night right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend. You're coming back to the other life, the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. "Why do I do this?" Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend. Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent, and the products of the road, the travel, are memories forever, and trips, and strange lands with stranger people. At tournaments it feels like for once you actually get to live as loud as you want. Its worth the sacrifices, its worth all the bull shit. Because if you work hard enough, a Sunday will roll around and you'll be in the huddle screaming with your hand in, one among ten, playing for the World title. And suddenly all those clichés you ever heard make sense. And you are defined. You say it to yourself, and it means everything: "I am a Paintball player, and this moment, right here, is my life."
-Sunday Drivers





There is literally nothing I love more on the face of this planet than paintball. I live and breathe this sport.

FLATLINE ARMY FOR LIFE