I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can�t paper do this to scissors? fuck scissors, why can�t paper do this to people? why aren�t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can�t beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit i�m sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

REASONS TO DATE A GUITAR PLAYER

1. Guitarists lick better
2. We have good fingering
3. We Know how to pick
4. We can get really creative
5. We need lots of practice
6. We do it privatly or infront of lots of people
7. We like to go as fast as we can
8. We like lots of sound
9. We can play for the longest times
10.We carry our own equipement