Civil Engineering at University of Calgary
I live as far away from the University as possible without leaving Calgary (damn transit)
I drive a 2002 Grand Am (laugh all you want, but she gets me form A to B)
So I guess I'm a pretty easy going guy, although I'm failry shy around new people, I will open up once I get to know you. Some people say I'm funny, but I guess that depends on your sense of humour. My favourite colour is yellow (although supposedly that's an angry colour - who knew?) and I even own a pair of yellow pants, which I sadly don't wear as much as I used to. I'm usually pretty organised, but organised doesn't mean clean, which means I have a very sophisticated system of leaving things all over the floor. Other than that, I'm almost always a happy person and I try to be friendly to everyone I meet. Feel free to ask me if there's anything else you want to know.... my brain's gone dead due to the wee hours of the morning....
"It's worse than I feared"
"What is it?"
"I'm affraid your son has, the knack"
"The knack?"
"The knack, its a rare condition characterized by an extreme intuition about all things mechanical and electrical, and utter social ineptitude"
"Can he lead a normal life?"
"No, he'll be an engineer"
"Oh no!"
"There there, don't blame yourself"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vVMMCE_x-A
More engineering jokes... even though not many people will understand them
10 Reason Why you Should Date an Engineer
1. The world does not revolve around us. We choose the coordinate system.
2. No "couple" could enjoy a better "moment"
3. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
4. We have significant figures.
5. ENGG 349: The motion of rigid bodies.
6. Projectile motion: Need we say more?
7. Engineers do it to specifications.
8. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, the forces are equal and opposite.
9. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
10. We know the right hand rule.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
There are three things thing this world that you need; duct tape, WD-40 and Beer. Duct tape for things that move and aren't supposed to. WD-40 for things that don't move and are supposed to. And Beer for if it doesn't fit into the first two categories.
Tyson: This looks a bit iffy.
Dave: yeah, but nevermind it'll do.
Tyson: you're right let's go for a pint.
Dave: good idea, just remember not to drive over this bridge.
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