Can you answer 82 questions about just one person?
yeah

1) What’s their name?
Bryden

2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes he does, me

3) Do you get along with this person most of the time?
practully always, always that one day once in awhile.

4) How old is the person?
16

5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
yess

6) Is this person older than you?
im older, by 53 days, lol

7) Have you ever kissed this person?
all the time

9) Are you related to this person?
uhm, no

10) Are you close to this person?
yes:) just not living situations, soon tho

11) Nickname?
not really, just call him whatever comes to mind. lol

12.) Do they have a nickname for you?
yeaaah

13) How many times do you talk to this person during a week?
alot x 10

14) Will this person repost this?
no

15) Do you live with this person?
no, but i sleep over at his house all the time.

18) How long have you known this person?
3 years.

19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
yeah

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
yeuup

21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
Yeees !

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
yess,

24) Do you know everything about this person?
mostly yes

25) Would you date this person’s siblings?
lol, no

26) Have you ever made out with this person?
yess

29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
well i have, but he was on shore

30) Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?
yeah

31) Has this person worn your clothes?
tried, haha

32) If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person?
iunno? lol

33) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yeeees !!! <3

34) Do you and this person have a saying/word?
no i dont think so.

35) Do you know this persons Facebook password?
he dont have one.

36.) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
no

37) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
yess !

38) Do you and this person talk a lot?
Yees every day

39) Do you like this person?
yes, obv <3

40) Has this person yelled at you?
not in a mean way tho

41) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
just playing around yeaah

42) Do you want to go out with this person?
i already am <3

43) What is this person's animals names?
Cheech & Chong, circa, deliah, marshal, melissa

44) When is the last time you talked to this person?
an hour or 2 ago

45) Do you text this person?
yes

46) Do you and this person talk on the phone?
yes

47) Describe this person in one word.
amazing

48-55?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

56) Does this person like anyone?
he loves me!

57) Have you ever played a sport or watched a sport with this person?
yeuuup

58) Have you met this person's family?
yesss

59) Has this person been to your house?
yeuuup

60) Do you and this person have a special song?
yeup, a couple

61) Have you told this person you loved them before?
yeees <3

62) Did they say it back?
yup yup yup <3

63) Do you think this person still loves you?
yes!

64) What grade is this person in?
11

65) Do you hang out with this person on weekends?
yup

66) Would you consider this person your best friend?
iunno? i do tell him everything.

67) Do you miss this person?
very much yes

68) Is there a song that describes the relationship between you and this person?
yes

69) Have you danced with this person?
yuupp hehe

70) Do you think this person is going to be surprised you wrote this about them?
iunno ?

WHARE IZ 71 and 72?!

73) Have you ever cried in front of this person?
yea

74) When is the next time you will see this person?
tmrw

75) Do you tell this person secrets?
yup, depends

76) Do you trust this person?
with my heart

77) Does this person trust you?
yess, he knows i love him, and knows i would NEVER do anything to hurt him

78) Does this person play sports?
no

79) If so, which sports?
none

80) Have you been to this persons house?
yess

81) What is this persons favorite song?
uhmm, iunno? favorite band is megadeath

82) Does this person speak another language?
he can,

Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...

Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.

Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.

She walks into the next room.

Girl: Hey! What's up?

Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early.

Girl: Yeah, sounds great!

Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.

Girl: That's not such a good idea...

Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?

Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry.

Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...?

In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family.

Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?

The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds his bestfriend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.
Guy: What the hell is going on?!

Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me!

Guy: Benny? How could you do this to me! Rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!

Girl: John...!

John with tears in his eyes, he rushes out of room, and slams the door.

Benny climbs out of the window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.

Girl runs after her boyfriend. Yelling...

Girl: NOOOO! Please!! Come back John!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! She falls down and cries.

John turns around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears.

John: Why? Rachel, why? I loved you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?!
Here take this as the cash. He drops a ring box on her lap.

She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops... Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.

Girl: You were going to propose?

Guy: Yeah... how dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded... And she was in despair.

Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as "cheating hurts." Or your true love will walk away

Are you taller than 5 foot 7 inches?
nope

What color are your socks?
i`m not wearing any .

Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
yeup .

When was the last time you laughed?
couple mins ago.

What time did you wake up today?
12:30 ish

When was the last time you ate ice-cream?
uhmm.. dont know

Today did you hug a person you have feelings for?
no

If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
iunno. cant think of anything right now ?

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
both .

Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
yes

Do you like anyone right now?
i loove him ♥

Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
Rottweiler, ALL THE WAAY!

Have you ever driven without a license?
yes

Was yesterday better than today?
no

What time did you go to sleep last night?
12:30

What is in your pocket?
dont got any

Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you laugh?
i dont know ?:S probably not that would be kinda boring.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
not quiet shure yet

What do you currently hear right now?
tv

Do you regret doing anything this week?
no

What are you doing at 3:00pm tomorrow?
hanging out with Bryden

When is your birthday?
Aug 7th

How old will you be in 46 years?
61

How tall are you?
5'4 - 5'5 ?

Do you play video games?
sometimes.

Are you wearing makeup?
no

What are you doing for your next birthday?
party

Do you plan on moving out the next year?
maybe ye

Would you ever consider piercing your lip?
yeup

What's your favorite season?
summer .

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
no .

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed?
i`m not sure .

Are you easily scared by horror/thriller movies?
sometimes.

Is there someone you want to fight?
no .

Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
sure .

Whats the last drink you had?
Diet Coke

Where are you?
basement

How has this week been?
sloow

When was the last time you fell asleep in someone's arms?
few weekends ago. last week almost

What time is it?
12:10 am

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
idont know

How many windows are open on your computer?
two

Do you like hugs?
Yes

How's your mood?
Tired and excited

What's your current problem?
nothing .

What color are your eyes?
hazelish brown .

Do you like fire?
yes !

How many pills did you take yesterday?
one

What friend do you tell the most to?
Sydney

Does anything hurt on your body?
my finger

Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
yeah,

Have you ever walked outside of your house completely naked?
no

Its 4am, your phone rings who is it?
uhh, i dont know ?

Are you typically a jealous person?
can be

Was today a good day?
yeah

Are you upset about life right now?
noope .

How is your hair?
damp

Do you miss your past?
not really .

What was the last restaurant you went to?
subway . well does the food court count ? lol

Do you think this year will be better than last year?
yeah

What were you doing at midnight last night?
talking on the phone

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yes

How's your heart lately?
good.

Does anyone hate you?
probably .

When was the last time you ate popcorn?
idunno ?

Where will you be 2 hours from now?
in my bed

What are you thinking?
that i need to sneeze.

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
yeah

Have you ever liked someone and never told them ?
yeah .

Do you like your first name?
yeah, shure

Does anyone call you babe?
yes

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
yes

When was the last time you cried really hard?
sunday night

Do you believe in true love?
yeah

Did you dance today?
kind of

Is something bothering you?
no

Bold what you've done

1. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking?
2. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking?
3. You have ran into a glass/screen door?
4. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle?
5. You have thought of something funny and laughed?
6. You have ran into a tree?
7. Is it impossible to lick your elbow?
8. You just tried to lick your elbow - but it didnt work?
9. You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10.You just tried to sing them
11. You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12. You have choked on your own spit
13. You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.?? --never seen it
14. You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15. You just looked at it
16. Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17. lots of People have called you slow
18. You have accidentally caught something on fire
19.You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20. You have caught yourself drooling
21.You've fallen asleep in class
22. Sometimes you just stop thinking
23. You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24. People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25.You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26. You use your fingers to do simple math
27. You have eaten a bug
28. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
20. You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30. You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket?
31. You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
32.You break a lot of things
33.Your friends know not to use big words around you
34. You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35. you have fallen out of your chair before
36. in bed you try to find pics on the ceiling or wall.
37. The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38. You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39. You have spelled your name wrong
40. You have drawn a disformed heart

* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

* If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

* A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

* Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

* Polar bears are left handed.

* The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off

* Butterflies taste with their feet.

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

* Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

* You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

* Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

* The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

* Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

* Pearls melt in vinegar.

* It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

* A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

* Turtles can breathe through their butts.

* Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

* Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

* It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

* A snail can sleep for three years.

* No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'

* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

* In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

* 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

* If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
hahah i did !

TOTAL HONESTY QUIZ
No lying allowed.

1) Is there someone you wanna date?
already am ♥

2) Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
because.

3) Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
iunno ?

4) What are you listening to?
lean like a cholo - down

5) Name a quote from the thing you are listening to?
elbows up side to side like a cholo

6) What are you doing right now?
uhm, this quiz

7) What does your last text say?
yeah

8) Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
no ?

9) Last missed call?
brother

10) Last person you talked on the phone with?
Sydney

12) What was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
answerd my text msg's

13) Is there a meaning behind your profile?
no

14) Do you have a best friend?
yeah

15) Do you like vitamin water?
idunno ?

16) Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
uhmm i dont know ? no

17) What do you think of people who have sex before marriage?
normal

18) Do you get along with your parents?
not really

19) Are you more independent or dependent?
independent .

20) Do you believe that what comes around goes around?
yeah

21) What is your favorite fruit?
pineapple

22) Who was the last person you were mad at?
iunno ?

23) What are your plans for tonight?
nothing grounded, but bryden might come over

24) What is the most important thing in life?
friends, bryden,

26) Does anyone love you?
yeeup =)

27) Do you love anybody?
yesss !

28) Is your best friend pretty?
yeeup

29) Ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yeah

30) What's your favorite quote?
iuno ? i forget it haha

31) Whats the one thing thats getting you through the week?
idunno ?

32) Do you miss anyone?
yeah

33) Do you give out second chances too easily?
i dont know

34) What did you do yesterday ?
shopping, movies

35) Where is one place you want to visit?
somewhere WARM !

36) What's your favorite thing to have for breakfast?
bagel =)

37) Ever felt that no one relates to you?
?iunno

38) Why have you broke your last promise?
dont break em

40) When was the last time you saw your grandparents?
uhm? dont even know

42) Are you against abortion or animal cruelty?
both - meh

43) What is your favorite childhood memory?
House boat lol

44) What do you think of long-term relationships?
♥

45) Do you believe God always saves you from bad situations?
iunno ?

46) Whats the worst curse word or saying that you know of?
i dont knooww

47) What song relates to your last/current relationship?
dont know, none

48) Describe what your dream boy/girl.
got him

49) What will your future be like?
dont know

50) Do you wish on 11:11?
yeah

What's a fact about the last person who had their arms around you?
he's my boyfriend ♥

What do you currently hear right now?
the television

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
uhhmmm, whiskey, sour puss, orange swirls

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
iunno, its not mine

What are your chances of getting with your crush?
i alreaddy have minne ♥ =)

Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you?
yes, and my dad

Could you go a day without eating?
i have, and yeup

What was the reason you got grounded for last?
i am right now, and for nothing practully. gaay !

Do you wish you never dated someone you dated?
yeah .

Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
uhmm yess alooot, including myself

Do you still talk to the person you last dated?
not really no

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a c?
nope ?

Do your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decision?
dont go to church .

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
not shure, alot of people say i look like my mom and others say i look like my dad ?

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
nopee

What was the last thing you drank?
juice

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
bryden with me ♥

Last kiss mean anything?
yees ! alot ♥

Does your ex miss you?
dont know, dont care

Does anyone love you?
Yeuuuppp

How has the week been?
goood up till now, got grounded tonight

Does the last person of the opposite sex you shared a bed with mean anything to you ?
Yeess ! he meaans ALOT ♥

Do you curse in front of your parents?
ye

Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
no ?

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
yup

Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
yees :]

Does anyone hate you?
sure ?

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yeah

Have you chewed gum after someone else already has?
lol yup

Do you have a crush on somebody?
its not a crush no more! i looove him ♥

Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
yes

Do you dance in the car?
yup, lol practually everywhere =)

Do you walk around naked?
no lol

Would you ever kiss anyone over 16?
i have .

Ever had the opposite sex over when no one was home?
yeah

Does the person you like, like you back?
yes, he loves me too =)

How do you feel about the person you kissed last?
i looove him ♥

You just drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
having a good time

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
noppppeee!!!!

What do you carry with you at all times?
purse and cellphone

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
noppee

What was the last song you listened to?
uhhm? i forget

Do you wanna tell someone how you feel?
i just did ♥

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a D?
uhm, noo ?

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
yeeup

Who is the last person to send you a message?
bryden

How old do you think you'll be when you have kids?
uhmm iunno ?

Are you waiting for something?
no ?

Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
long

Do you want a different hair style?
yeah, and no

What was the last thing you hid?
iunno ?lots of things i guess?

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
dont know

Do you spend a lot of time with your parents?
well since im grounded i guess yeah but usually no

What made your day today?
iunno ?

This time last year, were you single?
uhmm? iunno i think so

Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
yeaah

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
bryden

Do you think relationships are hard?
can be .

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
yeeah

Are you good at giving directions?
LMFAO!! nooo!!!

Who is the first girl you'd go to?
probably sydney or kaitlyn or my cousin

Do you always answer your texts?
yeah most of the time

Talked to an ex lately?
no

Do you want someone back in your life?
yeah

Is anything annoying you right now?
no

Is this summer gonna be a good one?
ohh yeaaah!

Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
yeah

Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
lmao uhm yeah

Anything you would change about your life right now?
yeah, well actully iunno

Would you ever date someone who thought they knew EVERYTHING?
no!! that would get annoyingg

What do the majority of people in your life call you?
melissa

Are you texting or IMing anyone right now?
yeup

The phone rings, What is your ringtone?
vibrate

Did you go anywhere yesterday?
yuup

Last time you talked to your mom?
hour ago ?

You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
mhm

Do you hate when people smoke around you?
no, but i would need to be smoking

Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
school

How do you handle/let go of stress?
go for walks, listen to music

Do you think best friends can be replaced?
no

Is there anyone holding a grudge against you?
mhm, for somthing fuckinggg stupidd! and so long ago

What's a fact about the last boy who you called or called you?
brother ?

Does the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
yup yup yup =)

Whats the closest thing to you that's liquid?
water

Something you're happy about?
its getting really nice out

What are you doing right now?
this

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
yeeaah

Has a boy ever called you babe/baby?
yeup .

When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?
its good right now

When was the last time you shot a dirty look at someone?
iunno ?

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
yeah

Do you miss anything or anyone?
Yess

What do you dislike at the moment?
bored

Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
yeah

Do you lie about your age?
sometimes

Did you ever fail the school year?
no

Do you fall for people easily?
no ?

Do your parents really know YOU?
no ?

Lyrics stuck in your head?


Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
iunno

Who was the last person to make you mad?
mom ?

Own bright colored underwear?
yeaa

Does anyone like you?
he loves me =)

When someone calls you in the middle of the night, do you remember the conversation?
shure ?

You're walking down the street with the person you like, where are you going?
i don`t know .

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
sometimes

Who do you wish you were with right now?
bryden or friends.

Do you have a role model?
no

What do you want to be when you grow up?
not quite shure

Are you easily confused?
Yess, lol

Who do you trust with everything?
sydney, bryden, kaitlyn

Do you crack your knuckles?
no,

Where will you be in an hour?
idunno

Do you believe that every thing happens for a reason?
yeeah

Is there someone you really like to just hang out with and talk about stuff?
.iunno ?

Is it easy for someone to make you smile/laugh?
yeah

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
nope

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
yes

Who did you last share a taxi ride with?
never been in a taxi

Is it more common for you to follow your heart, or your mind?
um , i don`t know .

Did you date anyone last summer?
yes ♥

What are you thinking about right now?
nothing

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
mhm